Goddamn Hetalia/DC's Red Son crossover just ate my fucking brain. I'm gonna have to read Red Son is what this means. Goddammit, Russia, you do not universe where everyone is one with you because you got Superman, and America didn't.
...so, while I was taking a bath, I was trying to think what countries would last against Russia and Commie Superman. I think the US would be all that's left, North America wise (sorry, Canadians!), and then there're states that are Commie sympathizers in Red Son. And I really don't think Alaska would last long, considering it's geographical location...
I think Russia'd have gotten most of Asia and Europe. England-UK is a definite hold out; he uses magic, and that's Supes second weakness. I think maybe Switzerland would last out, but would be totally insane and isolating himself from everyone (especially since Liechtenstein would probably be 'one with Russia'). ...I feel like having Spain last out too, but damn, he'd be a mess too. Prussia and France and South Italy would have been easily part of Russia, considering Prussia pretty much was after WWII, and well, France and Romano aren't great fighters.
Ohgod, it'd be like fanon's conquistador!Spain. *dead*
I think in Asia, China and maybe Japan would last out. China, because he's lived the longest, and I think he'd have a jade dragon sculpture made out of Kryptonite.
Whaddya mean I got that idea from the World's Finest B:tAS/S:tAS crossover episodes? Dunno whatcha talkin' about, man. Then Japan would just have Gundams or something... >>;; (Actually, Japan would probably still be too fucked over by the atomic bombings that ended WWII. I guess Japan is out too...)
...MAN, THIS AU IS DEPRESSING! Not only that, America would be all McCarthism forever. MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT WITH HIS CRAZY UNIVERSE? D: Ahhhh. I don't even. Hmm, maybe Turkey would be a hold out... Not any Middle East countries.
Oh snap, there goes America's oil supplies, though did we still have oil in '50s? I should know this shit... Now, I wonder how South American countries, African countries, and Australia would hold out... I'd have to research their state of affairs in the '50s. If anyone would like the provide me with that kinda info, I'd eat it up like ice cream. >>;;
As for Russia, I feel mayhaps becoming one with everyone may not be as great as he thought. Insanity is- Okay, shut up, I know Russia's already pretty insane, but I mean like, the countries he 'became one with' trying to come out. They're all totally plotting against him in his head. ...this AU makes me saaaaad, but I think I have a happy ending... *wonders how much DC Red Son canon to use and not use...* ...I don't think I could resist President Luthor and Vice President Olsen.
Side note: Since I can't write anything without pairings, my pairing possibilities make me sad. US/UK or Spain/UK. ...okay, I like the last one. >>;; Oooh, China/America? ALL MY FAVORITE PAIRINGS ARE ONE WITH RUSSIA! *sob* ...or one half is one with Russia. Goddammit, no FrUK or Spamano. ;-; SUPERMAN, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!
*goes off to read Red Son* ...BUT, apparently, LJ didn't want me to post this. It logged me out while LJlogin said I was still logged in. IT SEEMS LJ DOESN'T WANT ME MAKING MOTHER RUSSIA CRAZY! >>;;