shinyglorchan: (Aqua: Looks at You)
Dear self,

Okay, you've had your fun. Back to work! I know you're enjoying that Hetalia Friending Meme, and you want to write fics now, BUT you have to do your essays. You want to go to Rome. You WILL go to Rome, but not if you don't do your damned essays, you freaking SLACKER! *scowls*

The new friends will still be there after March is over, darling. Then you can go to Rome in the Fall, and I have new experiences and gelato! Oh, and soccer! SOCCER! Hot guys. You know you're that shallow. >>;;

Also, the Hetalia fics that could be spawned by living and studying in Rome would be MAGNIFICENT! *is shot*

Now, go write those essays, so you can get them beta'd in time. You can do it! It's only 2000 words at most for all three! You can DO IT! Then you can write porn. ...actually, I lied. You'll have to write that silly 150 word composition for Italian class for what would you fridge say if it could talk. Why is your teacher so silly?

Then you gotta memorize that monologue for Speech class. >>;; March is not your friend, babe. XD

Love,
Gloria
shinyglorchan: (Aqua: Looks at You)
Dear self,

Did you get trapped on tumblr AFTER you FINALLY escaped the Hetalia Kink Meme!? Argh, what is wrong with you, self? And now you're making an LJ post to whine at yourself. *shakes head* Do your damned last 'big' assignment for March, and maybe you'll get some damned REAL free time, without the guilt associated with ignoring your damned homework!

...look, darling self, you have a new Dissidia game to play ...maybe we'll write Cloud of Darkness/Laguna tentacle porn? and a huge playground of kink meme prompts to write. Oh, and not to mention a laptop to reconfigure back to your liking. You can do this. It's Tokyo Literature & Film. You like Tokyo and Japanese culture even if some aspects of this class are getting on our last nerve.

Also, icon! Aqua's looking at you disapprovingly! Do you want Aqua disapproving of you? No, I didn't think so. Get to work! That 7 page paper ain't gonna write itself we wish.

Love,
The Sorta Sane Voice In Your Head

EDIT:

P.S Goddammit, now you're starting this paper, but you have a headache AND word fail. Fucking failure. And you're only getting maybe 3 hours of sleep tonight. Maybe. *scowl*

>:/

Mar. 20th, 2011 01:12 pm
shinyglorchan: (Hetalia: Spamano Hug)
Dear Self,

Lady, stop writing PORN instead of doing your homework. It's going to be detrimental to your grades, and what are you going to tell people? 'Oh, I failed that class because I was too busy writing porn.'

*facepalm forever*

Sincerely,
Gloria

P.S. Seriously? You're getting flustered because you're writing DIRTY TALK, and you're STILL writing porn? Goddammit, me! *scowly face*

EDIT: Son of a motherfucking bitch! I finished the fucking porn, and I even got an ending that wasn't completely making me twitch, and OpenOffice crashed during spell check, and ate the whole last page!!! >:O Motherfucker. Usually recover mode recovers everything. Nope. No, it did not. Hate. A WHOLE FUCKING PAGE! Argh. I don't WANT to re-write this! And I wanted to post this. *sobs in a corner*

EDIT #2: OHGODYES! So, it seems when it recovered the document that it opened twice. The second copy that I hadn't really noticed in my panic had all but the last few sentences. THERE IS A FANFIC PORN GOD! @_@ It is done. I am happy, and now I can go to the kink meme and post it. @_______@ *dead*
shinyglorchan: (Atlee Sparkles!)
One: You can find posts in communities by a certain poster by just adding "?poster=INSERTLJNAMEHERE"! OMG, [livejournal.com profile] dizmo, why did you not tell us all SOONER!? <3

e.g. Okay, let's go with [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic. If I wanted to find the days I posted there, I would just type this hyperlink: http://community.livejournal.com/comment_fic/?poster=shiny_glor_chan (Easy, no? XD)

TWO: LEX LUTHOR STOLE 40 CAKES, AND IT WAS TERRIBLE...AND CANON! I don't even. XD

Help Japan

Mar. 13th, 2011 08:42 pm
shinyglorchan: (Roxy: Your World Is Mine)
Okay, I've offered myself up for bids at [livejournal.com profile] help_japan. At the moment, I'm not offering fic just because I'm straddling fandoms, and well, I'm just betting my muses will go running. I just won't do it.

BUT, I am offering beta services for fanfics. My offer would be here. We'll see how this goes...
shinyglorchan: (Katara: Bitch Please (Fire Nation))
Dear Self,

You have homework. Get off that damned kink meme and stop accumulating prompts you want to fill. You already have one you said as anon you'd fill, and you'd feel guilty if you never went back to it! Also, you have a BDB fic meme to do. There's only two unfilled requests, so it's not like when you get overwhelmed with DCU memes, dammit.

Also, you skipped classes today, so you better fucking do all your homework this week. Yes, even that composition for Italian you didn't do. Don't look at me like that. Fuck if I know how to write 200 words on my eating habits!

Now, go read Freud or whatever for Queer American Studies like a good girl.

No Love,
Gloria

>_<;;

Dec. 21st, 2010 03:49 pm
shinyglorchan: (Nightwing: Food Snob)
Dear Self,

Write your damn JBBS. Yes, it got to the word count minimum. No, you can't stop here because that's not a finished fic. It's the START of a fic. Keep writing, bitch.

Sorta Love,
Gloria

P.S. Stop tagging and get some damned fic done! >:|
shinyglorchan: (Babs: Oops!)
Well, this one works, I guess. Ugh, feeling terribly awkward right now. Wish I could fix it, buuuuut I've tried, and it's one of those time will tell things. I'm a horribly impatient person. Fuck.

I need to will myself to move now. Any minute now...

...yup, gonna move. It's gonna happen.

.
..
...

I'M GOING, OKAY! Sheesh, you guys and your silent treatment. *goes to get dressed and get on the bus*

Ohgod

Sep. 22nd, 2010 09:53 am
shinyglorchan: (Aqua: Looks at You)
With all the community drama that I'm trying to sort out as quickly and efficiently as possible, so it'll go away has made me forget that I needed to go to the loans site and activate my loans for college. Fuck. @_@ Okay, doing now. No big deal. No big deal...

EDIT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *sob* I finally get the FAFSA pin thing out of the way, but now I can't figure out the StudentLoans site! The step by step paper I have is wrong! They must have moved things around! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *goes to get dressed and trying not to sob*

EDIT 2:

Dear self,

Stop checking your e-mail like the obsessive son of a bitch you are. It's only upsetting you, and you can't help anyone at the goddamn fucking community when you have class in 15 minutes, god fucking dammit.

No love,
Gloria

P.S. I swear to god, if you don't get through today and tomorrow, I will scream. SCREAM, I TELL YOU.

Huh

Sep. 13th, 2010 09:13 am
shinyglorchan: (Best Day of My Life)
It seems to be [livejournal.com profile] pornday, but instead of finishing porn I have started, I'm writing girl porn. Oh, THIS is going to end well. You are a dumbass, me. *sigh*

Oh god...

May. 26th, 2010 02:20 pm
shinyglorchan: (Tim/Steph: Better Than A Brick)
Dear brain,

I hate you, just a bit. No, Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne is NOT the perfect early on Steph song. ...'cept in all the ways it IS. Oh god, why do you do this to me, brain?

Also, the confused look Tim is sporting in my mood icon? That is the look this song would make have. ...no, I don't think that's funny...'cept I do. Dammit.

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend"

...argh.

No love,
Gloria

P.S. Making a fanmix for Steph's month IS a good idea. Thanks for that.

@_@

May. 25th, 2010 04:39 am
shinyglorchan: (Green Lantern...my darling!)
Why am I still awake? Oh yeah, I was reading the prelude to Blackest Night. Yep, still not finished with the prelude. Love Larfleeze, but I already new that from seeing a random Larfleeze RPer on [livejournal.com profile] sixwordstories a while back. It was the pinnacle of hilarity. ...and the Hope ring leaving Hal's finger when he hoped it'd shut up. I may have to icon that. >>;; And icon the world peace thing. Pffft. Insincere, Haaaaal.

Okay, seriously, fucking bedtime. No more reading comics or pretty het fic on the LJ.

And note to me: I'm not allowed on eBay. Two words: heroclix spree. >>;; Well, I'll have lots of new 'clix to add to the store in the next week or two.

>>;;

May. 19th, 2010 01:41 am
shinyglorchan: (Jason/Talia: unavenged kiss)
Dear self,

You are not to ship Jason/Talia when he was Robin because of Batman #400. ...especially since that's technically still PRE-CRISIS Jason. >>;; ...there will probably be icons.

On a side note, Talia would very easy to cosplay. XD ...though, that'd require going up to Batman cosplayers and calling them beloved. I think that'd make me gag.

Oh, I guess the last part wasn't really to you, self. Okay, well maybe it was? >>;;

Love,
Gloria

P.S. Self, you started some Jason/Talia porn a while back. Why don't you, I dunno, finish it at some point?
shinyglorchan: (I prefer Robins myself...)
Dear self,

You REALLY shouldn't find loopholes in rules just so you can remix the fic into something readable. ...waaaaaait. Okay, no, you shouldn't find loopholes in rules just so JASON can be in the fic. Yes, I know you didn't do it on purpose, and it's part of your urge to cut Bruce out of the fic, but that doesn't make it right! ...yes, I know this remix thing is killing all your other bunnies at the moment, and you want it over with. Fine, let's break the rules. Dammit, self!

Hate Love HATE Love,
Your pretty shitty conscience

P.S. I wonder why that Catholic Guilt of ours doesn't kick in for this...? Maybe Catholicism doesn't believe in fanfics. XD
shinyglorchan: (Jason wanted actions)
Dear Muses,

You CANNOT make me write more than one fic at one time. I am not physically capable to this, so please stop thinking I can multiply myself or that I am a speedster. Neither of these are my superpower. My superpower is my Jason Senses and changing my voice without noticing.

...yes, they're not the BEST superpowers, and they don't lead to MORE fic getting done, but goddammit, I'm only human, muses! And until I can make it otherwise, I CAN ONLY WRITE ONE FIC AT A TIME, AND IT IS GOING TO BE SOME GODDAMN PORN FOR BEK, SO SHE HAS SOMETHING FUN TO READ IF HER LAPTOP EVER WORKS AGAIN!

Sincerely yours,

Gloria, who is only HUMAN, DAMMIT!
shinyglorchan: (A Finals Crisis!)
Dear stomach,

Fuck off. Yes, you. Cramps suck but making me have to run to the bathroom for half the night? Argh. No. Denied. Go fuck yourself. Sometimes you DON'T do this. I like those times. Be one of those times now, or I'm not feeding you. I have Spring Break. I can just not eat. >:O

...okay, maybe better no threats because I have a job interview on Monday, and it's the Ides of March, so I don't need anymore bad luck. >_<;;

No fucking love,
Gloria


Now for something completely different!

"My job is not to piss you off. My job is to be a corporate whore for CBS." -Craig Ferguson (03/12/2010, Late Late Show)

"I have sex on the brain tonight. I'd rather have it on my penis, but I'll take it on my brain." -Craig Ferguson (03/12/2010, Late Late Show)

*giggles*
shinyglorchan: (A Finals Crisis!)
Dear DC Comics,

I am never buying another comic from you. Technically, I haven't bought comics for a long time, but now? Never. Again. After who you JUST FRIDGED FOR THE ANGST! I'm not gonna read it unless I'm in the mood to be a masochist, and when someone tells me they want to read Battle for the Cowl to get the BAD TASTE OUT OF THEIR MOUTH... *sigh*

No Love Ever Again,
One Angry Un-Fan

P.S. If you don't know what I'm talking about, lucky you.

(Comments may contain spoilers for OUTRAGE and TEARS.)

...oh and I don't know if I'm shaking from rage or if I woke up too early. Lets go with rage and anguish.

Dear TV...

Mar. 2nd, 2010 02:24 am
shinyglorchan: (Aquaman!Craig)
First...

Dear OLTL,

Please stop fucking with me head. Snoop Dogg being friends with Bo Buchanan is making me go bwuah!? Also, stop making him act like a character or something when he's just there to sing. @_@

Your sometimes fan,
Gloria

Dear Craig Ferguson,

...I dun wanna join your robot skeleton army, really...



...no, seriously...

Love,
Gloria

P.S. (To Apolo Ohno) No, I'm not getting a Twitter to follow your cute ass either... ....really. >>;;
shinyglorchan: (Default)
Okay, I'm probably going to be referencing this post here, which I will not be answering anymore comments on unless someone is so incredibly rude I can't help it or so completely confused by the whole post and the slew of comments that I feel the need to save them.

For one thing, I do not appreciate feeling like I can't voice my opinions on MY LJ that I'VE paid for. And no one say a word about locking posts because before this, I've had no issues. I do not filter things on this LJ because I myself do not filter my opinions (and the only things lock on the LJ are so those fics won't be deleted because of overzealous fans for an author who has voiced dislike of fanfiction). That was my first opinion on the matter, and it got posted on MY LJ.

I apologize for any comments that insulted someone that I've made on someone else's LJ. I stopped two comments in and made my own post, so if there were any problems, it was about things posted on my LJ post.

Another thing, mostly my opinion hasn't changed except for the fact I don't give a fuck now. My apathy is back with a vengeance, but that doesn't mean I wanna hear about the casting. Don't talk to me about it, and I won't care and will most likely forget the actor even exists then watch the movie unbiasedly.

And anyone who thought I was incredibly rude yesterday has never seen rude. I was being polite, which was rather difficult with the combination of PMS, a few cramps, and the fear the snow was going to knock out my electricity yesterday. I won't be so forgiving today since I have a mood piece I have no writable mood to write for school, and I'm stuck in the house with my mom all day. Also, not to mention cold when I'm in the warmest room in the house.

In other news, most of you should know by now, even the mentioning of Tony Daniel anywhere on my LJ will set me off. Do not defend his writing to me until he has either been beaten with a crowbar OR learned how to write and proven it by writing well (and you know, not doing the fucking ART for the comic at same time, but that's another rant). I think he's horrid writer, but if you want to talk his art, I've calmed down enough about it that I won't be pissed (considering he drew the last few issues of Bart's Flash comic and the last few panels with Tim and Bart's friends and family made me sob, I can say his art evokes emotion, at least).

Though this hasn't happened, but mentioning Grant Morrison on this LJ probably wouldn't be the wisest life decision either. So that means no Batman & Robin talk. I do not read the comic. I will not read the comic because I'm going back to the boycott I never should have dropped. You can love it as much as you like, just don't talk to me about it.

Okay, now that's all sorted out, how're you guys? Fic plans in the works? Myself, my muses have been AWOL for a bit and only letting me RP. I hope it's been better for you guys.
shinyglorchan: (Jason Toddler is cuter than you)
I've sent out $7 worth of V-gifts; I need to send $3 more. And I have $10 to spend... I think I should find myself some pretty art. XD Mmm, art.

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