DCU Fanfic: Gift Exchange
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shinyglorchanTitle: Gift Exchange
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Tim Drake, Kon-El, Koriand'r, Bart Allen, rest of the Teen Titans
Pairing(s): Tim/Kon
Word Count: 1362
Genre: general/humor/background smut
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: A holiday gift drabble for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
slytherin_gyspy who requested Secret Santa exchange between the Teen Titans. Bonus points if it's Tim/Kon! Somehow this turned into partially a sex!pollen fic. Go figure.
Link: N/A
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For some reason, Bart had brought up exchanging gifts along with a rant about the history of gift giving and Kory final interrupted him at the explanation of Secret Santa. Kory had never done gift giving like that before, and she was excited to give it a try. The other Titans went along with it as Kory pulled Bart aside to explain it more, so they could have a Secret Santa.
While Bart was in the hallway plotting with Kory, Gar was complaining that Bart was hogging their Kory time. “The gift giving rant was all a clever ruse to seduce Kory away,” he grumbled, and Kon snorted.
“Yeah right,” Kon interjected. “Bart's clever ruse isn't all that clever; he just wants presents.”
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Vic randomized their names on the computer, and the printer each gave them a slip of paper with names. Kon shoved his paper in his pocket, telling himself he'd look later, but now he was on a quest to find out who had picked his name. When he asked Tim, he gave Kon a pointed look that told him Tim was actually going to follow the rules for this present exchange thing. At least this proved Tim was good would secrets, like he didn't already know that.
Before Kon could try to weasel out of Cassie who she had, Bart came to a stop in front of him with a disapproving look. “You can't cheat, Kon! It'll ruin the fun!” Bart whined.
Kon frowned. “Aw, c'mon-”
“No, Bart is right. Why would you want to ruin the gift giving game, Kon?” Kory interjected.
Now Kon felt double guilty. “Oh, all right!” he conceded, throwing his arms up in the air. “Don't expect a good present from me if I got either of you!”
When Kon got to his room and shut the door behind him, he felt worse. Was that a bit evil? Maybe the Luthor genes were rearing their ugly head? What if- Kon shook his head as he dug in his pocket for the slip of paper. Buying a Secret Santa gift would take his mind off his problems, right?
When he read the name on the paper, he decided, yes this did take his mind of Luthor problems, only to give him a new set of problems. What the hell do buy for the guy who can easily use his batarang budget to buy anything he wants?
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The day of the gift exchange came, a few days before Christmas since most of the Titans had families to share the holidays with. Tim had given Cassie some passes to a spa, mentioning offhandedly that she could take Cissie and Greta. Cassie smiled brightly before giving Bart some books on Greek mythology, ones that could only be found on Themyscira. Bart flipped through them happily as he tossed Gar his gift, which revealed to be a studded dog collar with a leash. Gar was a bit miffed as gave Vic tickets to see his favorite football team play. Vic pocketed the tickets as he handed Raven her gift, assorted incense since she was running low. Raven floated Kory's gift into her hands to reveal a gorgeous necklace with peridot stone set in the middle of intricate silver design. Kory quickly put the necklace on with many words of thanks before handing Kon his present with a wink.
Kon opened the present carefully, choking when he saw the book inside the box. “Kama Sutra?! Kory!” Gar sputtered.
“Kory, I don't think the kid needs any encouragement,” Vic spoke up.
Kon blushed. “Hey! Let's not get into my sex life!” he complained.
Tim snorted, quietly, while Bart did not bother to hide his laughing. Cassie turned the other way after noticing the string of condoms underneath the book along with other assorted things she didn't want to think about. “I thought it was a thoughtful gift,” Kory said, crinkling her nose. “Was I wrong?”
Kon shook his head, not wanting to have Kory feel bad. “No, uhhh, it's just. It's a fine gift, Kory, but, let's get to Tim's present!” he exclaimed, hiding his the box behind a pillow cushion on the couch before shoving Tim's gift into Tim's hands.
Tim opened the present carefully to reveal a CD. He twitched, and Kon laughed, but no one else understood. “I just knew you'd love it,” Kon said cheekily.
Bart looked over Tim's shoulder. “Enya's greatest hits?” Bart questioned. “Why-”
“Because I found out Tim has a secret love for Enya last time I was in his room,” Kon answered with a grin before Tim could fix the situation.
Bart snickered, and Cassie bit back a bit of a laugh too. “Seriously?” Gar asked Tim with a laugh.
“No,” he said with gritted teeth, “that CD he found was gift.”
“And so was this!” Kon exclaimed with a laugh, clapping a hand on Tim's shoulder. “No seriously, I'm kidding. I- uh, actually couldn't think of anything that wouldn't seem stupid, so I thought I'd make a joke. So, you can just have me do whatever you want me to for the rest of the day?”
Gar laughed. “You're going to be Robin's bitch for the rest of the day?” Gar asked as he transformed into a terrier, Bart's gift in his mouth to give to Tim. “I think you may need this then! Better keep Kon on a short leash!”
Kon was about to pummel the laughing dog, but Tim stopped him. “I don't think I'll need that to keep Kon in line,” he stated as he gave Kon a long look. “I need help in the lab. Your help will make things faster.”
For a moment, Kon believed Tim was going to experiment on him, but he wouldn't do that, right? Kon gulped as he followed Tim. “Wait, you forgot your gift, Kon!” Kory shouted, tossing the gift his way.
Kon blushed and caught the gift as everyone else left behind laughed as he and Tim descended into the lab.
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Kon placed his 'gift' on next to him on the metal table he was sitting on. He shuffled through the box silently, finding a small bottle of lube which he quickly put back, switching it for a clear little container, full of what looked like dust?
“I lied; I don't actually need your help, Kon,” Tim stated easily as he sat in his computer chair, his cape fluttering around his legs as he sat, glancing at the container in Kon's hand. “What else did Kory give you?”
Kon shrugged as he opened the container, but before he could give it Tim to analyze, he sneezed. The dust went everywhere, causing Tim to cough. When the dust settled, Kon grinned innocently. “Oops?”
Tim coughed one last time before dusting himself off. “Kon, we have no idea what effect this could have on us,” Tim paused. “Actually, considering the content of that box, I have a feeling I know what it does.”
“Huh? Really?” Kon questioned as Tim stalked towards him with nod.
“Mmhmm,” Tim hummed before pressing his lips against Kon's.
Kon gasped in surprise, which allowed Tim's tongue to invade Kon's mouth. After a few more moments, the surprise and chock wore off, and Kon was kissing back enthusiastically. Tim ground his hips against Kon's just before he pushed them onto the metal table. Clothes were being disposed of as Kon groped for the Kory's convenient presents of condoms and lube.
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A few hours later, both boys collapsed on the table, naked and covered in sweat from their exertions. The effects of the pollen had worn off, but both were much to tired to think of the repercussions just yet as they fell asleep in each others' arms on the uncomfortable metal lab table.
Kory flew into the lab, believing that the boys had spent enough time in the lab for the day, and they should come mingle with the others. When she saw them passed out, their earlier activities obvious, she smiled. “Perhaps I should have given him the gay Kama Sutra,” Kory quietly wondered as she left the lab, leaving the boys to sleep.
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Tim Drake, Kon-El, Koriand'r, Bart Allen, rest of the Teen Titans
Pairing(s): Tim/Kon
Word Count: 1362
Genre: general/humor/background smut
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: A holiday gift drabble for
slytherin_gyspy who requested Secret Santa exchange between the Teen Titans. Bonus points if it's Tim/Kon! Somehow this turned into partially a sex!pollen fic. Go figure.Link: N/A
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For some reason, Bart had brought up exchanging gifts along with a rant about the history of gift giving and Kory final interrupted him at the explanation of Secret Santa. Kory had never done gift giving like that before, and she was excited to give it a try. The other Titans went along with it as Kory pulled Bart aside to explain it more, so they could have a Secret Santa.
While Bart was in the hallway plotting with Kory, Gar was complaining that Bart was hogging their Kory time. “The gift giving rant was all a clever ruse to seduce Kory away,” he grumbled, and Kon snorted.
“Yeah right,” Kon interjected. “Bart's clever ruse isn't all that clever; he just wants presents.”
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Vic randomized their names on the computer, and the printer each gave them a slip of paper with names. Kon shoved his paper in his pocket, telling himself he'd look later, but now he was on a quest to find out who had picked his name. When he asked Tim, he gave Kon a pointed look that told him Tim was actually going to follow the rules for this present exchange thing. At least this proved Tim was good would secrets, like he didn't already know that.
Before Kon could try to weasel out of Cassie who she had, Bart came to a stop in front of him with a disapproving look. “You can't cheat, Kon! It'll ruin the fun!” Bart whined.
Kon frowned. “Aw, c'mon-”
“No, Bart is right. Why would you want to ruin the gift giving game, Kon?” Kory interjected.
Now Kon felt double guilty. “Oh, all right!” he conceded, throwing his arms up in the air. “Don't expect a good present from me if I got either of you!”
When Kon got to his room and shut the door behind him, he felt worse. Was that a bit evil? Maybe the Luthor genes were rearing their ugly head? What if- Kon shook his head as he dug in his pocket for the slip of paper. Buying a Secret Santa gift would take his mind off his problems, right?
When he read the name on the paper, he decided, yes this did take his mind of Luthor problems, only to give him a new set of problems. What the hell do buy for the guy who can easily use his batarang budget to buy anything he wants?
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The day of the gift exchange came, a few days before Christmas since most of the Titans had families to share the holidays with. Tim had given Cassie some passes to a spa, mentioning offhandedly that she could take Cissie and Greta. Cassie smiled brightly before giving Bart some books on Greek mythology, ones that could only be found on Themyscira. Bart flipped through them happily as he tossed Gar his gift, which revealed to be a studded dog collar with a leash. Gar was a bit miffed as gave Vic tickets to see his favorite football team play. Vic pocketed the tickets as he handed Raven her gift, assorted incense since she was running low. Raven floated Kory's gift into her hands to reveal a gorgeous necklace with peridot stone set in the middle of intricate silver design. Kory quickly put the necklace on with many words of thanks before handing Kon his present with a wink.
Kon opened the present carefully, choking when he saw the book inside the box. “Kama Sutra?! Kory!” Gar sputtered.
“Kory, I don't think the kid needs any encouragement,” Vic spoke up.
Kon blushed. “Hey! Let's not get into my sex life!” he complained.
Tim snorted, quietly, while Bart did not bother to hide his laughing. Cassie turned the other way after noticing the string of condoms underneath the book along with other assorted things she didn't want to think about. “I thought it was a thoughtful gift,” Kory said, crinkling her nose. “Was I wrong?”
Kon shook his head, not wanting to have Kory feel bad. “No, uhhh, it's just. It's a fine gift, Kory, but, let's get to Tim's present!” he exclaimed, hiding his the box behind a pillow cushion on the couch before shoving Tim's gift into Tim's hands.
Tim opened the present carefully to reveal a CD. He twitched, and Kon laughed, but no one else understood. “I just knew you'd love it,” Kon said cheekily.
Bart looked over Tim's shoulder. “Enya's greatest hits?” Bart questioned. “Why-”
“Because I found out Tim has a secret love for Enya last time I was in his room,” Kon answered with a grin before Tim could fix the situation.
Bart snickered, and Cassie bit back a bit of a laugh too. “Seriously?” Gar asked Tim with a laugh.
“No,” he said with gritted teeth, “that CD he found was gift.”
“And so was this!” Kon exclaimed with a laugh, clapping a hand on Tim's shoulder. “No seriously, I'm kidding. I- uh, actually couldn't think of anything that wouldn't seem stupid, so I thought I'd make a joke. So, you can just have me do whatever you want me to for the rest of the day?”
Gar laughed. “You're going to be Robin's bitch for the rest of the day?” Gar asked as he transformed into a terrier, Bart's gift in his mouth to give to Tim. “I think you may need this then! Better keep Kon on a short leash!”
Kon was about to pummel the laughing dog, but Tim stopped him. “I don't think I'll need that to keep Kon in line,” he stated as he gave Kon a long look. “I need help in the lab. Your help will make things faster.”
For a moment, Kon believed Tim was going to experiment on him, but he wouldn't do that, right? Kon gulped as he followed Tim. “Wait, you forgot your gift, Kon!” Kory shouted, tossing the gift his way.
Kon blushed and caught the gift as everyone else left behind laughed as he and Tim descended into the lab.
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Kon placed his 'gift' on next to him on the metal table he was sitting on. He shuffled through the box silently, finding a small bottle of lube which he quickly put back, switching it for a clear little container, full of what looked like dust?
“I lied; I don't actually need your help, Kon,” Tim stated easily as he sat in his computer chair, his cape fluttering around his legs as he sat, glancing at the container in Kon's hand. “What else did Kory give you?”
Kon shrugged as he opened the container, but before he could give it Tim to analyze, he sneezed. The dust went everywhere, causing Tim to cough. When the dust settled, Kon grinned innocently. “Oops?”
Tim coughed one last time before dusting himself off. “Kon, we have no idea what effect this could have on us,” Tim paused. “Actually, considering the content of that box, I have a feeling I know what it does.”
“Huh? Really?” Kon questioned as Tim stalked towards him with nod.
“Mmhmm,” Tim hummed before pressing his lips against Kon's.
Kon gasped in surprise, which allowed Tim's tongue to invade Kon's mouth. After a few more moments, the surprise and chock wore off, and Kon was kissing back enthusiastically. Tim ground his hips against Kon's just before he pushed them onto the metal table. Clothes were being disposed of as Kon groped for the Kory's convenient presents of condoms and lube.
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A few hours later, both boys collapsed on the table, naked and covered in sweat from their exertions. The effects of the pollen had worn off, but both were much to tired to think of the repercussions just yet as they fell asleep in each others' arms on the uncomfortable metal lab table.
Kory flew into the lab, believing that the boys had spent enough time in the lab for the day, and they should come mingle with the others. When she saw them passed out, their earlier activities obvious, she smiled. “Perhaps I should have given him the gay Kama Sutra,” Kory quietly wondered as she left the lab, leaving the boys to sleep.
