shinyglorchan

I am feeling a bit more benevolent at the moment, so I shall impart some wisdom to you, my dear f-list.

GET YOU BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD DVD AT BEST BUY. THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE JASON RED HOOD FIGURE WITH THE DVD! GO, HAVE A LITTLE EXTRA JASON IN YOUR LIFE!

Why yes, my icon has nothing to do with this post. Well, 'cept the mine part. Man, I'd hug a cardboard cut out of myself too. XD

I've been trying really hard to boycott anything Twilight. No more Burger King until the Twilight shit is gone. No more watching Adult Swim since they have BOTH BK commercials and the movie commercial (which has the tagline is 'best Twilight movie yet' which really, is saying nothing).

...Food Network has betrayed me and had Twilight commercials, and now, so has CBS during my Craig Ferguson fix. I can't... *sob* This is all kinds of wrong. I can't stand it. And if ANY of you on my f-list come on this post and defend Twilight, I will de-friend you out of being a moron. If you like Twilight, say nothing, and I'll never know.

Am I being a bitch? I don't think so, but I also just started my period, so who fucking knows. >:O

...also, I have 'Vampires' on my AU_bingo card. I kinda want to write the most horrific, blood, and violent vampire piece ever, and I like my vamps smutty. No, these vamps will kill you for fun or for food then desecrate your corpse. That's the kind of vamp I want right now. And the things they'd do to Twilight vamps? Delicious, torturous things...

USA got out of the block AND was top? AND England was second and qualified too? What? I think I missed some interesting soccer today, but my Temple tour was the two hours during the USA vs Algeria game. @_@ Argh. There were TVs about campus with the game on, and I kept sneaking glances at the score.

IT WAS 0-0 THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME UNTIL STOPPAGE TIME! WHAT THE HELL. *huffs* Well, they got through, and England got lucky too. ...well, not THAT lucky. USA got real lucky, and they won't be playing Germany first thing outta the block.

Now, Italy must get outta the group. They don't wanna go home disgraced like France. ...then again, I don't think anyone get as humiliated as they were. Does losing to Australia count as humiliation because then Serbia might have some. *cough*

So yeah. OH! That chef guy that's sometimes on the Craig Ferguson show? He was wearing a Spain shirt and totally dissed Italy. He said they won't qualify out. Pffft, and he's SO sure Spain will? Craig made a joke about actually having to win to qualify out. ...then the chef asked where Scotland is in the World Cup. (The answer is not there, by the way, ouch.)

Hahahaha, I only woke up 20 minutes ago? Essentially, in time for Craig Ferguson! >>;; And I had the weirdest Countdown dream. I dunno, it just ended with Jay having gotten attacked and his face was kinda burned. Kinda like Grant's? Well, Jason!muse did not approve of this and told me to wake the fuck up because he ended Countdown by slitting throats, not getting owies. >>;;

So yeah. I'm fucked up. @_@

Oh Craig. So he says on his show that he was in a church basement (which intrigued me because whyyyy?), and a guy asked him which way to the co-dependency anonymous meeting. Craig said 'I think it's time you find it for yourself.'

Hahaha. So terrible but so awesome. And I may want Twitter to follow him. Yes/No? Because I don't think I wanna get near Twitter...? *shrugs*

Also, fuck my stomach. It hates me. >>;;

...and Thunder badges are a bitch to make. I don't even wanna fucking think about Rainbow badges. Ugh. @_@

Dear stomach,

Fuck off. Yes, you. Cramps suck but making me have to run to the bathroom for half the night? Argh. No. Denied. Go fuck yourself. Sometimes you DON'T do this. I like those times. Be one of those times now, or I'm not feeding you. I have Spring Break. I can just not eat. >:O

...okay, maybe better no threats because I have a job interview on Monday, and it's the Ides of March, so I don't need anymore bad luck. >_<;;

No fucking love,
Gloria


Now for something completely different!

"My job is not to piss you off. My job is to be a corporate whore for CBS." -Craig Ferguson (03/12/2010, Late Late Show)

"I have sex on the brain tonight. I'd rather have it on my penis, but I'll take it on my brain." -Craig Ferguson (03/12/2010, Late Late Show)

*giggles*

Oh wow. I forgot how much crack Fooly Cooly was on. Why am I watching this again? *falls over*

...there's place called Dildo, Canada. *laughs forever* And Fucking, Austria! *still laughing* ...and I see Hetalia crack fic in the last one, actually...

...you make me sad, Craig Ferguson. You have an actor from a Twilight movie on your show. You detest Twilight. I think someone has sold out. I am sadface now. :(

*sniff* I'm gonna go back to making icons of my art bitch's porn. *wanders off*

Aaaaand, my one shift for the week got taken away from me for tomorrow. Ah well. I'll attempt chicken pot pie.

...also, perhaps I shall make icons of REAL vampires, like Spike. *grumbles*

Oh, and school sucked today. Boy are motherfucking retards, and I had a bit of misanthropy. Of course, there's a list of people who I don't have disdain for, but this list seems rather small this week. Even Craig kinda made the list. :( And you made me smile so.

EDIT: *has the hiccups for the THIRD TIME TONIGHT!!!* >:O

Well, I found my sharpies, AND November 13th is To Write Love On Her Arms day. Of course, we know what I did with MY sharpies. There may or may not be a Robin R somewhere amidst all the love. XD

Also, it's a miracle I didn't kill myself with sharpie fumes. >.>;; Pictures are kinda shitty. But, BRIGHT COLORS! Also, Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate when sites have talking ADs. Scared the fuck outta me. Fuck you, photobucket. >:O

( Love on my arm~ )

Haha. This about Aqualad: "He's like Robin, but gayer, if that's possible." ~Tim Gunn on the Aquaman skit. *giggles, a lot* Oh the Craig Ferguson show makes me so very happy. XD

EDIT: Omg, double Aquaman skit tonight! Heee. Aquadad. *giggles* And Harry Connick Jr. and Craig almost made out. XD It was lol.