shinyglorchan

Dear self,

Okay, you've had your fun. Back to work! I know you're enjoying that Hetalia Friending Meme, and you want to write fics now, BUT you have to do your essays. You want to go to Rome. You WILL go to Rome, but not if you don't do your damned essays, you freaking SLACKER! *scowls*

The new friends will still be there after March is over, darling. Then you can go to Rome in the Fall, and I have new experiences and gelato! Oh, and soccer! SOCCER! Hot guys. You know you're that shallow. >>;;

Also, the Hetalia fics that could be spawned by living and studying in Rome would be MAGNIFICENT! *is shot*

Now, go write those essays, so you can get them beta'd in time. You can do it! It's only 2000 words at most for all three! You can DO IT! Then you can write porn. ...actually, I lied. You'll have to write that silly 150 word composition for Italian class for what would you fridge say if it could talk. Why is your teacher so silly?

Then you gotta memorize that monologue for Speech class. >>;; March is not your friend, babe. XD

Love,
Gloria

Dear Self,

Lady, stop writing PORN instead of doing your homework. It's going to be detrimental to your grades, and what are you going to tell people? 'Oh, I failed that class because I was too busy writing porn.'

*facepalm forever*

Sincerely,
Gloria

P.S. Seriously? You're getting flustered because you're writing DIRTY TALK, and you're STILL writing porn? Goddammit, me! *scowly face*

EDIT: Son of a motherfucking bitch! I finished the fucking porn, and I even got an ending that wasn't completely making me twitch, and OpenOffice crashed during spell check, and ate the whole last page!!! >:O Motherfucker. Usually recover mode recovers everything. Nope. No, it did not. Hate. A WHOLE FUCKING PAGE! Argh. I don't WANT to re-write this! And I wanted to post this. *sobs in a corner*

EDIT #2: OHGODYES! So, it seems when it recovered the document that it opened twice. The second copy that I hadn't really noticed in my panic had all but the last few sentences. THERE IS A FANFIC PORN GOD! @_@ It is done. I am happy, and now I can go to the kink meme and post it. @_______@ *dead*

Okay, I've offered myself up for bids at help_japan. At the moment, I'm not offering fic just because I'm straddling fandoms, and well, I'm just betting my muses will go running. I just won't do it.

BUT, I am offering beta services for fanfics. My offer would be here. We'll see how this goes...

Dear Self,

Write your damn JBBS. Yes, it got to the word count minimum. No, you can't stop here because that's not a finished fic. It's the START of a fic. Keep writing, bitch.

Sorta Love,
Gloria

P.S. Stop tagging and get some damned fic done! >:|

With all the community drama that I'm trying to sort out as quickly and efficiently as possible, so it'll go away has made me forget that I needed to go to the loans site and activate my loans for college. Fuck. @_@ Okay, doing now. No big deal. No big deal...

EDIT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *sob* I finally get the FAFSA pin thing out of the way, but now I can't figure out the StudentLoans site! The step by step paper I have is wrong! They must have moved things around! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *goes to get dressed and trying not to sob*

EDIT 2:

Dear self,

Stop checking your e-mail like the obsessive son of a bitch you are. It's only upsetting you, and you can't help anyone at the goddamn fucking community when you have class in 15 minutes, god fucking dammit.

No love,
Gloria

P.S. I swear to god, if you don't get through today and tomorrow, I will scream. SCREAM, I TELL YOU.

Dear brain,

I hate you, just a bit. No, Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne is NOT the perfect early on Steph song. ...'cept in all the ways it IS. Oh god, why do you do this to me, brain?

Also, the confused look Tim is sporting in my mood icon? That is the look this song would make have. ...no, I don't think that's funny...'cept I do. Dammit.

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend"

...argh.

No love,
Gloria

P.S. Making a fanmix for Steph's month IS a good idea. Thanks for that.

Dear self,

You are not to ship Jason/Talia when he was Robin because of Batman #400. ...especially since that's technically still PRE-CRISIS Jason. >>;; ...there will probably be icons.

On a side note, Talia would very easy to cosplay. XD ...though, that'd require going up to Batman cosplayers and calling them beloved. I think that'd make me gag.

Oh, I guess the last part wasn't really to you, self. Okay, well maybe it was? >>;;

Love,
Gloria

P.S. Self, you started some Jason/Talia porn a while back. Why don't you, I dunno, finish it at some point?

Dear Muses,

You CANNOT make me write more than one fic at one time. I am not physically capable to this, so please stop thinking I can multiply myself or that I am a speedster. Neither of these are my superpower. My superpower is my Jason Senses and changing my voice without noticing.

...yes, they're not the BEST superpowers, and they don't lead to MORE fic getting done, but goddammit, I'm only human, muses! And until I can make it otherwise, I CAN ONLY WRITE ONE FIC AT A TIME, AND IT IS GOING TO BE SOME GODDAMN PORN FOR BEK, SO SHE HAS SOMETHING FUN TO READ IF HER LAPTOP EVER WORKS AGAIN!

Sincerely yours,

Gloria, who is only HUMAN, DAMMIT!

Dear DC Comics,

I am never buying another comic from you. Technically, I haven't bought comics for a long time, but now? Never. Again. After who you JUST FRIDGED FOR THE ANGST! I'm not gonna read it unless I'm in the mood to be a masochist, and when someone tells me they want to read Battle for the Cowl to get the BAD TASTE OUT OF THEIR MOUTH... *sigh*

No Love Ever Again,
One Angry Un-Fan

P.S. If you don't know what I'm talking about, lucky you.

(Comments may contain spoilers for OUTRAGE and TEARS.)

...oh and I don't know if I'm shaking from rage or if I woke up too early. Lets go with rage and anguish.

Okay, I'm probably going to be referencing this post here, which I will not be answering anymore comments on unless someone is so incredibly rude I can't help it or so completely confused by the whole post and the slew of comments that I feel the need to save them.

For one thing, I do not appreciate feeling like I can't voice my opinions on MY LJ that I'VE paid for. And no one say a word about locking posts because before this, I've had no issues. I do not filter things on this LJ because I myself do not filter my opinions (and the only things lock on the LJ are so those fics won't be deleted because of overzealous fans for an author who has voiced dislike of fanfiction). That was my first opinion on the matter, and it got posted on MY LJ.

I apologize for any comments that insulted someone that I've made on someone else's LJ. I stopped two comments in and made my own post, so if there were any problems, it was about things posted on my LJ post.

Another thing, mostly my opinion hasn't changed except for the fact I don't give a fuck now. My apathy is back with a vengeance, but that doesn't mean I wanna hear about the casting. Don't talk to me about it, and I won't care and will most likely forget the actor even exists then watch the movie unbiasedly.

And anyone who thought I was incredibly rude yesterday has never seen rude. I was being polite, which was rather difficult with the combination of PMS, a few cramps, and the fear the snow was going to knock out my electricity yesterday. I won't be so forgiving today since I have a mood piece I have no writable mood to write for school, and I'm stuck in the house with my mom all day. Also, not to mention cold when I'm in the warmest room in the house.

In other news, most of you should know by now, even the mentioning of Tony Daniel anywhere on my LJ will set me off. Do not defend his writing to me until he has either been beaten with a crowbar OR learned how to write and proven it by writing well (and you know, not doing the fucking ART for the comic at same time, but that's another rant). I think he's horrid writer, but if you want to talk his art, I've calmed down enough about it that I won't be pissed (considering he drew the last few issues of Bart's Flash comic and the last few panels with Tim and Bart's friends and family made me sob, I can say his art evokes emotion, at least).

Though this hasn't happened, but mentioning Grant Morrison on this LJ probably wouldn't be the wisest life decision either. So that means no Batman & Robin talk. I do not read the comic. I will not read the comic because I'm going back to the boycott I never should have dropped. You can love it as much as you like, just don't talk to me about it.

Okay, now that's all sorted out, how're you guys? Fic plans in the works? Myself, my muses have been AWOL for a bit and only letting me RP. I hope it's been better for you guys.