shinyglorchan

Mama dragged my back into soap operas. Well, just General Hospital since it's the soap equivalent of Batman. I mean, there's Sonny, who everything pretty much evolves around. His hitman, Jason, who's guns, leather, and motorcycles (okay, a lot more stoic than our Jay, but there are many parallels like brain damage and you know, the name).

Sonny also has a bunch of kids that he really isn't that good for. Sound like anyone? *cough* Bruce *cough* Then there's Jason's family that pushed him away (with love, oops) after the brain damage then he became a 'criminal.' Okay, he is a criminal, but Jason Morgan is painted as a hero in the soap. Too bad Jason Todd couldn't get painted like that.

Oh, and Sonny has all these women that never stick and reoccur. Bruce's women, same dealie. I could probably compare Lulu to Steph (though, her stupid teen pregnancy thing ended in abortion). There's just a lot.

Lets also add that death means nothing in soaps, just like comics. XD All depends on the actors in soaps like it depends on the editor/writers in comics.

Aaaand, I was really seduced back because Jonathan Jackson who plays Lucky Spencer is hot and an amazing fucking actor. I teared up at his awesomeness. <3

Current Mood: amused

First...

Dear OLTL,

Please stop fucking with me head. Snoop Dogg being friends with Bo Buchanan is making me go bwuah!? Also, stop making him act like a character or something when he's just there to sing. @_@

Your sometimes fan,
Gloria

Dear Craig Ferguson,

...I dun wanna join your robot skeleton army, really...

...no, seriously...

Love,
Gloria

P.S. (To Apolo Ohno) No, I'm not getting a Twitter to follow your cute ass either... ....really. >>;;

Current Mood: full

...aww, Kyle, the woobie. D: He wants to be a daddy with Oliver. Awww. OLTL, stop being so awwww. And Jessica! *waits to watch Bree, watching a Monday's episode*

Current Mood: nauseated

Oh Molly Lansing. I love you. A ten year old on a soap that's more well-read than most people I know. That's a kinda awesome character to have on a soap. Especially since she's telling Jason to read poetry to Sam (Molly's sis), and Jason just has this look of 'oh god, a ten year old is giving me romantic advice.' Hahahaha. *doesn't wanna go to schoooool*

Also, eating ramen for breakfast. This is oh so healthy. >>;;

EDIT: For the lols...

Sam: *stops making out with Jason to pull out the paper that he shoved in his pocket from Molly* Next on the list...

Jason: What am I doing wrong?

Sam: *quiet for a moment, coy* You have to read me love poetry~

...I love this soap. Oh General Hospital, if I pulled this kinda shit on my comics!Jason, I'd have a bullet in my skull. >>;; XD

EDIT 2: ...omg, Jason, I love you. You just took out a gun magazine and started reading about a new nine millimeter gun. And Sam loved it. I may have to use this later because OMG! <3 Our Jason'd do it too!

Current Mood: amused

I hate you, OLTL. I hated Stacy, the WHOLE FUCKING TIME, then just before you kill her off, you make her endearing and redeemable. Son of a bitch, I've been watching soaps for years, and I still don't see this shit coming. *sigh* (Also, AMC, tell Greenlee to stay the FUCK away from Ryan; he doesn't deserve her. She's fucking better than him.)

...it's the same thing with comics. I need to not get so wrapped up in the characters and emotions and SEE THE GODDAMN TROPES AND/OR CLICHES COMING! >>;;

Okay, I'm good. Heading outside to draw stars now. Hope I don't freeze. ;-;

EDIT: HAHAHA, JASON DOES NOT WANT TO DRINK PINK CHAMPAGNE! Hahahahaha. <3 I love all my Jasons. XD

EDIT 2: Oh god, I fucking have a headache. Going outside, even all bundled up, to draw stars, when I have no idea which way is North hurts my head. I drew the Big Dipper. I think I may have completely missed Orion. Fuck. Ow, my head. I'm passing out. If I make my aunt drive me tomorrow, this is me not caring. >>;; I'm terrible, blah, blah, learn to drive, you bitch, blah, blah. *passes out*

Current Mood: aggravated

Jason/Lucky(/Sam) shipping! <3 Seriously. Loooove.

Current Mood: amused

Usually, I don't give a damn about V-day, but if the TV doesn't shut up about it on the news, I will have to smack a bitch...or the TV. Most likely the TV. It's a bunch of commercialized bullshit. If you really love someone, it doesn't take one day to prove that.

Though, V-day in my soaps is fine and lol-worthy. Also, oh soaps, why is it no one on the soap is freaked about a guy sleeping with the daughter than later sleeping with the mother or vice versa? I mean, how could a guy do that? The age gap is... *shudder* Ugh.

Current Mood: aggravated

I do not want David/Greenlee, I do not want David/Greenlee, I do not want...

...okay, I totally do. Damn you, AMC. Go wedding of DOOM! :D

Aww, Craig Ferguson, you sell out. You said you'd never join the 'tweety-bird,' but you did. D:

Current Mood: amused

-Luke Spencer
- Lawyer: "Would you stop oogling that red head. She's not even your type."
Jason: "You're so wrong, Diane."
Lawyer: "Oh my god, that's Sam!"
-Lucky Spencer
-Ethan Lovett
-Johnny/Olivia
-Dante/Lulu
-Morgan and Molly shenanigans
-Jason/Sam(/Lucky)

Kinda boredish with AMC (liking Greenlee's storyline so far) and OLTL is either freaking me out with Mitch or annoying the fucking outta me with the pole dancing snake whores. But yeah, Sonny-Dante storyline is emotionally yummy. And Franco DVD. He's a good villain, and not the kind of creepy that Mitch is on OLTL (omg, POOR JESSICA; I can't even watch it. It's like rape, I swear.)

Current Mood: awake

Oh god, Lucky, baby. He fell off the wagon, and he told Jason he trusted him (again). And Jason can tell something's up, so he asks "Something you wanna talk about...?" Jason never does this, unless it's people he's rather close to. Aww. And woobies. And they need make outs. (It also has the other Lucky scenes for 1-21. Yes, that was last week; I'm behind.) If anyone wants to watch this with me, the ABC site has the episodes up. <3

And because Michael is a brat and makes me think Damian a lot, so I shall show you what I mean.

( God help us if Damian EVER had a LITTLE brother. Ugh. )

Current Mood: calm

Oh Fridays. <3 I was in love with Franco's theme, but I didn't know Adam Lambert sang it. That makes Franco even gayer than I thought. He was waaaaaay too happy when Jason got angry enough to start choking him. >>;; Here's the pretty montage with corny soap stuff, but pretty music. XD

Current Mood: happy

Jason! Oh! That Franco, I almost swear he was gonna ask for a strip search. Oh god, all the terrible innuendo. >_<;; And Sonny's said Franco's just an obsessive groupie with a crush on Jason. Eeeep. Poor Jason's got not guns. I don't think any Jasons are happy without guns. D:

Current Mood: contemplative

I'm still behind on my soaps, but omg, Zander on GH! Okay, probably just the actor Chad Brannon as someone else, but it'd be cool if we got some Zander flashbacks. I always felt bad for him, I think. *pets the woobie*

Current Mood: bouncy

FRANCO GOT CREEPIER! AFTER JASON LEFT, HE SAID HE GOT HIS HEART BROKEN!! ...my soap is so fucked up. ...also, the Jason scenes are the only ones I could stand (because Sonny, Liz, and Nik make me want them to die, painfully; at least there was no Michael this episode). Well, that and Lucky. Mmm, Lucky. Ooh, Lucky is SO onto Franco. Lucky, save Jason from the crazy creeper! D:

Current Mood: enthralled

Franco is like a screwed up Timmy stalking a Jason! *freaked out* Why comics and soaps be mixing!?

Current Mood: enthralled

Okay, I'm a day behind on my soaps, but I heard mommy squeak from the living room. Note, she is just as bad as I am with fangirling. She's watching GH, and Jason is chewing out the brat (AKA Michael). HE CALLED HIM SPOILED! You don't know how much happiness this gives me. Think of Bruce coming back, seeing Damian being a spoiled brat, and calling him on all the bullshit. :D

I think I can go die happy now. Jason even quasi-threatened him! It's the only language Michael knows now since he thinks since he killed someone and he's the son of a mob boss, he's got an in in the organization. Jason's the second in command, soooo when he says shut up, or I'll make you, you should listen~ *fangirls forever*

Oh soaps, you are making me much happier than silly old comics right now. OLTL has that wonderful gay boys story PLUS a gay love triangle. I can forgive AMC's annoyance with David the fucktard, and GH's Nik/Liz storyline. Jason fixes all. ...and the new Lucky is helpful too. Guh. :D

...and can I say, I don't think my icon will ever be more appropriate. Heee. Well, unless Franco does something untoward to Jason. >>;; Oh Franco, you freaky Jason obsessed stalker, you. XD Run, Jason! Runaway with Sam and Lucky (since he'll need loving because of the Nik/Liz fallout)! <3

Current Mood: ecstatic

Okay, I was saying how Lucky and Jason on General Hospital have so much chemistry now that Jonathan Jackson is Lucky Spencer again. Watch if you don't believe. "What's your favorite color?" Really, Lucky? Jason was so confused! <3 It's fun even if you don't know the soap.

Then there's Lucky going to visit Jason to talk to him. Omg, they both respect each other! That's so wonderful. <3

...and I kinda really want a Jason/Lucky/Sam threesome because of this too. Like whoa. Because once Lucky finds out about Liz cheating on him, he'll need comfort. I think Jason and Sam can provide. XD <3

EDIT: Lookie, now I have an icon! <3

Current Mood: giddy

"I don't want to be in a relationship; I want to be in a pirate ship." ~Nick Griffin

Also, Trace Adkins talking to Craig is kinda wonderful. It's made of lots of lol. XD

EDIT: Note to self, I do NOT want to write Lucky/Jason where Lucky actually killed Nikolas and is on the run and gets help from Jason. Or Jason tells Lucky that Michael killed Claudia, so Michael can deal with murdering someone the RIGHT way instead of the SONNY way. >>;; Also, I hate Michael. I wanted him dead and/or in that coma forever, mm'kay, thanks! Little shit, more entitled and bratty than fucking Damian Wayne. ...oh GH, how you are keeping me awake. XD

EDIT 2: Now I'm too wired ~~and angry~~, so can't get to bed. Fucking wonderful. >:O

EDIT 3: Less pissed now. Wanna know why~? Damian got hurt~! This makes me HAPPY! >:D It had quite the calming effect since I almost went into Gloria SMASH mode a few minutes ago. ...yes, I'm erratic, why do you ask? XD

Current Mood: anxious

Oh new-old Lucky (Jonathan Jackson, the first Lucky on General Hospital), why when you talk to Jason you make me want to slash you. I never wanted Jason/Lucky before. Damn you, sexy boys. They'd have lovely hate sex. >>;; Aaand, I'm saying this here so I don't say it to my mom, and get dirty looks for slashing in our soaps. XD

And One Life To Live has that wonderful gay storyline. Maybe the fact that all of this is happening in a fictional PA town will help PA get gay marriage rights sooner. Oh, so there's this lady, Roxanne, who's at this group gay wedding for her gay friend. Of course, there's lots of protesters because they suck (let's not even go into that idiotic 'God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' because I will have to smack a bitch).

So one lady protester whines about the gay kissing, then Roxanne being Roxanne is all 'Don't knock until you try it' and plants one on her. XD After the kiss, the lady looks dazed and kinda happy until she remembers what just happened and gets all scowly. Then Roxanne's all 'catch ya later, babe.' Hahaha, so her. It was lovely. Hehe.

Current Mood: ecstatic

One Life To Live, how I love you. Costume contest. Batman and Robin and Catwoman! Yessss. They beat up the Fantastic Four. Todd was Mr. Fantastic, being such a whore. XD The 'Dynamic Trio' had sound effects in their capes! Heeee!

Current Mood: giddy

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