DCU Fanfic: Hey, Glitter-ass

Title: Hey, Glitter-ass
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Roy Harper, Grace Choi
Pairing(s): Dick/Roy, Grace/Roy
Word Count: 477
Genre: general/humor/implied smut
Rating: light R/M
Notes: First thing, I thank glitterandlube for having such an amusing user name that gave me this plot bunny. And omg, there IS glitter lube. I looked it up. ^-^;; Grace and Roy have an encounter. Grace laughs her ass off. Roy gets pissed. (Again, no beta.)
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( What the hell? I thought we were going to fuck, Grace! )

Fuck People

You know? When I say something like 'I can't handle rejection tonight,' I kinda fucking mean it. Really? How do people I consider some of my BEST friends NOT get that? I lost my job as of Saturday. Got my period that night when I got home. I was in pain for most of Sunday, but still called to see if plans were still on. No one bailed at THAT point.

Then Monday rolls along. M-chan bails. Nothing new there, like at all. I'm pretty okay with that as long as she promised me more art, which she did. This means, I WILL get Roy/Jason porn out of her next we meet. Then Julia bails since she's having a sleepover on Thursday with all the same people, and she woke up with a cold and wants to be okay for that (bonus points that her dad won't be around, but that really means nothing; we're all goody-goodies at heart).

That's fine. Even if I wanted to be pissed, kinda can't because her mother died last year, and this was her first Christmas without her. I can't imagine what kind of pain that must be. Then Gwen bails because she has no ride. I offer Kimi, since she said earlier she may be able to, since the both live in the same area. Kimi says no, since it'd be outta the way (not being bitchy, just truthful).

Somewhere during all this, I text Heather B, asking her status (which was pretty sketchy anyway) was, and she couldn't come either. After that, Kimi stopped texting and called my cell (which is like my one BIGGEST pet peeve; call my fucking house since you KNOW I'm there and my cell goes by MINUTES). So she ditched too, since it'd be better to all meet at Julia's on Thursday.

Saying I'm not handling all the rejection at once would be a motherfucking understatement. Mom made me cry when she made a stupid joke (not her fault, how was she to know that it would set me off?). I avoid her, my aunt, and little Johnny for the rest of the night. Actually, Johnny, my little Robin (I'm big Robin, btw), totally was the only bright spot in this night, since not only did I get ditched, my PS2 controllers rebelled THREE fucking times during gameplay, killing Riku, one of my favorite KH characters, three times without me being able to do anything about it. Gang-rape by Agrabah Heartless is a kinda sucky way to go, poor Riku.

Best thing about my little Robin? He listens to orders! Mine, and not my mom's! Like, earlier, my mom wanted some of my chocolate. I would have shared, even if I'm on my period has she done three things: 1, not assume she could have it. 2, not walk into my room and grab it. 3. ask and say please first without me pointing out she needed to SAY please. -_-;;

So, she takes the bar that's hers (we bought chocolate, 4 bars mine, 1 bar hers. I got one bar before Christmas and the rest were in my stocking. Mind you, she accidentally put hers in too. It had my name on it, so now it's mine. I may give it back, if she stop being a bitch about it and ask NICELY). We end up wrestling on my bed over the chocolate bar. She calls Johnny as reinforcements, which fails once I order little Robin to take the chocolate and put where I keep it. <3 Lovely.

But then mommy tries again. She succeeds, putting it under her vest. I call Johnny, tell him to cut her off in the kitchen. He does. <3 <3 Then she gets by him into living room, and Johnny and I attack at the same time. She drops the chocolate and doesn't notice I snatched, so I leave with the prize and get it to a new hiding place. When Johnny returned, little Robin got high fives and hugs. Totally love that kid, even though he's got shitty parents. *will not get into cousin rant, because that'll just make this post uglier*

....hahahaha, oh fuck I left facebook up. Unintentional. Whoops. Gwen messaged, asking why with the angry 'fuck you all, I'm not crying' facebook status. >>;; Uh yeah. *ran away, like totally*

Also? Seth is and always be trustworthy. It's good to know that even with all me sexism and boy!hate in general, that a guy totally is more trustworthy than my girl friends. Lovely. Though, I must admit he has been dubbed not a boy. He's just a Seth or an it, which redeems him for icky boyhood. 'Cept the one time I posted a really hot picture of a Starfire cosplayer and even he couldn't hold back about that. >>;; Oooops.

And the music player is playing some appropriately angry music. Cools. You bring the riot, and I'll bring the ice cream and batarangs. ...that'd make one INTERESTING riot, ne?