ZOOOOOM!

*bounces off the walls* Fucking chocolate canolli made of gods. And even the SHELL is chocolate! Little chocolate chips in it too! I only ate half, but omg, the hyper! *bounces* I kinda woke mommy, who in turn took away the other half of my canolli. D: She told me to eat it! Okay, maybe that was hours ago, but still! Her fault!

Also, I can still make puns and use words like jargon correctly at 3:45am. I'm amazing like that. *gonna crash soon when the sugar high wears off, zooooom*

>:O

Okay, Dick!muse? You were NOT invited to this fic. Your angst and anger is not wanted. It's not conducive to Jason/Tim porn. If you stop acting like an ass, MAYBE Jason will stop wanting to throw you off a cliff in his cave and let you fuck with him and Timmy. Otherwise, go away, Dick!muse! You made Jason!muse angry, and now he's pissed at Timmy!muse, who wants to bust both of your head open, so he can avoid this particular migraine!

GRRRROARR! How am I going to solve my muses being bitches? I just ate the second half of that canolli. I'm going to fight fire with fire!! ...also, that crowbar should not be used in this fic! Dick!muse, you will not use it on Jason!muse! >_<;;

DCU Fanfic: Just Relax

Title: Just Relax
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Tim, Jason, Dick (mentions Selina and Damian)
Pairing(s): Jason/Tim, Jason/Dick/Tim
Word Count: 3847 (yes, this ran away from me)
Genre: smut/general/drama
Rating: R/M
Notes: As promised, Jason/Tim smut in response to BftC #2. Though, it didn't want to stop there. Dick!muse wanted a say in this, and he almost turned the smut into dramatic fight times. >:| I was not happy, then it went back to smut. What if Tim ditched Selina before getting to Jason's cave... And what if Dick went after Tim and ran into Selina, who told him where she lost Tim...
Link: N/A

( They were supposed to work on the plan, not have a not so quick quickie on the cave floor, goddammit! )