Dear Muses...

[shinyglorchan]

Dear Dick!muse,

Stop being an angstbucket! I can't get further in Harem'verse if you keep this up because your angst is a turn off to me. ...okay, it's totally my fault you have all this angst in that 'verse, but this is not the point! Stop angsting so Jason will stop being angry (okay, that won't help with that, stfu) and Timmy will start talking again. Mm'kay? Thanks!

Your irate writer,
Gloria

Dear Timmy!muse,

Start getting toppy, damn you! >.>;; Yes, I know I'm trying to make you top Jason, and he's not going for it, but if you had some BALLS about it, you could totally top him! ...maybe. >>;; *goes to hide from Jason!muse*

Your now-in-hiding writer,
Gloria


Dear Jason!muse,

You! Make up your mind on what you want me to write! I'm not doing this jump-from-one-fic-to-another thing again. No fics get finished this way! *grumps* Also, I have quite late b-day fics you need to let me write! You're in both, so let me write them! C'mon, you have Tim in one and Dick in the other, you spoiled brat! >>;;

Your bitch slave writer,
Gloria


Dear Steph!muse,

Darling, your month is over, so stop whining. I wrote you plenty, so please don't try to usurp Jason's place as top muse. If you do, I don't think there'll be any toppy!Timmy fic this month because I don't really want to write het!sex nor do I want to write you with Tim. ...you know why? Because I KNOW you won't let him top you! >>;;

Your exasperated writer,
Gloria

P.S. Steph!muse, hush. Just because you don't think Jason!muse wouldn't let Tim top either is not the point, and you shouldn't give him ideas!