Devil May Cry 3...

[shinyglorchan]

Grrr! Sage, I'll kill you! Stupid bastard told me to play and I had seen commercials for it and had already wanted to rent it to try it out and argh! I got stuck, so I went to an online walkthrough and it told me to 'avoid and attack.'

Well, attack I can do, the avoid not so much. That takes patience on my part AND I DON'T HAVE NO FUCKING PATIENCE!!!! *ignores double negatives and fumes* All I have to show for playing is a sore wrist!

And I want to keep playing because that Dante character is one amusing cocky bastard. I wanna see what haaaaappens! *sulks* It looks like such a fun game and I'm a failure! ;-;

And where the hell are R3 and L3 on the controller!? I've never heard of those... God, I sound like I've never played a single video game!

*takes out Rebellion sword and starts slashing at everything* DIE! All of little dust thingys! Hey, they gots names like Hell Envy and Hell Wrath but these things like really ugly dust bunnies with scythes who won't stay the fuck down!

*takes out Ivory & Ebony and aims at Sage if he's reading* Baka! *takes target practice*

Comments

[omfggaysecks.livejournal.com]

No, why is it you'll talk to Sage, but not me?

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm hypocritical. Why would you want to talk to me anyway? About what? If you wanna talk to me go ahead. And, yeah I've changed my mind about something's since the last time you IMed me. >>; Sorry.

[omfggaysecks.livejournal.com]

o_O You change your mind way too much. <3

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

*rubs back of head* Heheh... I'm a girl, therefore, I have all rights to change my mind whenever I want! >>;

[apprenticeangel.livejournal.com]

Press down on the left analog stick. It will click. This is L3. The right analog click is R3.

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Late post, much?