Meme Times

[shinyglorchan]

*taken from pervyficgirl*

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Fandoms: DC Comics, Death Note, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (all season are fair game), Angel: the Series (all seasons are fair game), Final Fantasy I-XII (this include X-2 and all sequel/prequels to any numbers), Kingdom Hearts series (all games, including Re:CoM and the manga), Harry Potter series, Death Note (Another Note is fair game too), Full Metal Alchemist (no manga past chapter 60ish), Black Dagger Brotherhood series (all books are fair game), Sailor Moon (manga and the anime that got to America), Teen Titans Go!, Gravitation (manga and anime), Inuyasha, & anything else on my Fic Master List.

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[pervyficgirl.livejournal.com]

Dick Grayson and Buffy Summers.

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

(Oh this sounds like it'll be fun... But oh my, it sorta turned into a fic. Ah well.)

"That's quite a tight suit to be buried in."

"Not my choice. I was buried alive."

Buffy's eyes widened. "Oh my god, that's horrible!" she paused before putting two fingers on Dick's throat, searching for a pulse. "And you're alive and not a vampire! That's so weird!"

"Vampire? Vampires exist, wherever this is?

"Uhh... No! I mean-"

Dick chuckled. "Don't worry about it. Vampires are the least of my worries. Where are we exactly," he asked pausing to see the name of the cemetery, "Restfield Cemetery?"

"Sunnydale, California."

"I've never heard of it."

"Really? I guess it is pretty unknown. Where are you from?"

"Bludhaven, New Jersey."

"Nope. You're pretty far away from the East Coast, and what's up with the mask?"

"You don't have many masked vigilantes around here?"

"No. Does that make you some kind of hero or something? Like out the comic books?"

"Or something. I have to get out of here. Nice meeting you?"

"Yeah..." Buffy trailed off before Dick turned away to leave, and she pretended she wasn't checking his ass out as he left. "Oh wait! I didn't even get your name! Mine's Buffy Summers."

"Nightwing."

"Oh, you're not going to give me your real one?"

"Sorry, Buffy," he said with a dazzling smile.

"I'm the sorry one," she answered back before she heard vampires rising from their graves. "Oh damn! Get out of here! I'll take care of the vamps."

Dick shook his head, readying for battle. "I'm not going to leave a pretty girl to fend for herself."

Buffy snorted as she gave one vamp a roundhouse kick before staking it. "I'll be fine, but if you insist, stake to the heart, decapitation, or fire works well on vamps."

Dick nodded as a vampire charged toward him. Dick did a flip using the vampires charge against him to snap his neck. Dick flipped through the air, coughing a bit on the vamp dust.

Buffy looked up as she staked her last vamp. "Wow, that was pretty flashy. Are you gymnast?"

"Sort of," Dick answered before wiping the vamp dust off his suit. "messy business you're in."

Buffy shrugged with a smile. "All in the day's work of the Vampire Slayer."

Dick raised an eyebrow. "Quit the title, though it doesn't sound too friendly."

"Hey, I didn't pick it. I blame the Watchers' Council."

"Watchers' Council?"

"Long story. Hey, maybe we could get some coffee? Or something else? I'd love to try that flip you just did, and if you need help home, I know a pair of witches that could help."

Dick thought about the offer for a moment. "Sure, though I don't think a guy in a mask will be taken to well in a coffee shop."

"That's fine. We can head back to my pla- Oh god, can I go back and rephrase that?"

Dick chuckled. "I don't mind if we go back to your place."

Buffy grinned as they left the cemetery together.

[pervyficgirl.livejournal.com]

*laughs.* Aww, that was adorable! And I love the idea of Dick and Buffy trying to teach each other moves! ;)

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

^-^ Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Hehe.