Mother Fucker
Mar. 17th, 2009 02:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shinyglorchanOw. Midnight snacks should not cause pain. So I got some bagel bites and popper them into the toaster oven, right? Well yeah, our toaster over is a fucking retard and occasionally it a bitch and a half to open. One of those times, but you can't touch the sides so you can pull the handle without moving them damn thing, so I accidentally touched a side with my thumb. Ow. It wasn't to bad at first, but now hurt something awful. >:O!! Stupid fucking toaster oven!!
Also, I'm hungry but I'm waiting for the damned piazza bagels to cool, so I don't burn my MOUTH too. >:O Usually, it doesn't happen, but apparently have no luck of the Irish on St. Patty's Day. Maybe because I'm Italian!? (At least I'm not English; I'm sure St. Patty's Day plus karma would end up with me in massive amounts of pain for being a descendant of an oppressive people. >>;;)
...oh my god, I typo'd Italian something awful, and nearly turned into Talia (and ewww, she had sex with Batman or stole his sperm and had Damian; two strikes against her right there!). o_o;; Haha, okay that sucks, but this ones funny. Sometimes when typing Tim, I accidentally type Trim, but usually I type Rim. *giggles* Looks like Timmy needs some more rimming in his future! Haha... >>;;
Also, I'm hungry but I'm waiting for the damned piazza bagels to cool, so I don't burn my MOUTH too. >:O Usually, it doesn't happen, but apparently have no luck of the Irish on St. Patty's Day. Maybe because I'm Italian!? (At least I'm not English; I'm sure St. Patty's Day plus karma would end up with me in massive amounts of pain for being a descendant of an oppressive people. >>;;)
...oh my god, I typo'd Italian something awful, and nearly turned into Talia (and ewww, she had sex with Batman or stole his sperm and had Damian; two strikes against her right there!). o_o;; Haha, okay that sucks, but this ones funny. Sometimes when typing Tim, I accidentally type Trim, but usually I type Rim. *giggles* Looks like Timmy needs some more rimming in his future! Haha... >>;;
