God. Damn. Batman.
Mar. 19th, 2009 02:21 pmUgh. I do not like/want Bruce/Jason, at all. I will not read it. ...unless Bruce is dead, and Jason is pining. >_<;; Oh goddammit. Or maybe it's just the fact Te and Mary making series together was the best idea ever. It helps that the Bruce/Jason is past tense and in dream sequences, and that there is gratuitous amounts of Jason/Steph and Jason/Tim. The idea of Jason as Batman gets more appealing by the minute. >>;;
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Date: 2009-03-19 08:17 pm (UTC)We'll make a shipper out of you yet!... *iz shot*No, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be obnoxious. You're reading The Angels You Need series? I keep hearing about it, but the mere premise makes me wibble. Bruce D: And the Jason/Tim.Mhmmmm, Batman!Jason. Just drop the killing and keep on pining, dear, and I'll close my eyes to the guns. Jason pining: brings on the woobie x10, y/y?
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Date: 2009-03-19 09:40 pm (UTC)Link: http://web.archive.org/web/20041204030342/http://robin.oscillating.net/angels.html
I'm not done reading the series, but omg, so amazing. I'm about at No Man's Land (which I haven't actually read in comic form, oops). They even did the reverse of when Neron tried to give Bruce Jason back for a price. Jason stayed strong and said no. *hugs the woobie*
Batman!Jason is sex on legs. Mmmhmm... Lots and lots of woobie! <3
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Date: 2009-03-19 11:01 pm (UTC)I'll probably try to read the Angelverse one day or another, but as a rule Te's Tim breaks my brain a lot, and only half the time in the enjoyable way, so I was telling myself it'd probably be wiser to keep clear. T_T B-but Bruce/Jason, even if in dreams and flashbacks. *has read all the Bruce/Jason fics on lj except those behind a f-lock*
Jason is always sex on legs. Or, like I read somewhere, Id inna mask.
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Date: 2009-03-19 11:24 pm (UTC)Link: http://web.archive.org/web/20070117172459/evenrobins.net/index.html
Here's the link for 1-900, which seemed to retain some, if not all of its layout: http://web.archive.org/web/20041216015757/robin.oscillating.net/
Te's Tim was fine until halfway through Angels (then the boy got this CRAZY idea in his head that he wasn't good enough, so to make himself better he got some computer hook ups in his brain, holy shit). I still like him, but I'd understand why Te's Tim breaks your brain.
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Date: 2009-03-20 04:00 pm (UTC)I've looked around, and the evenrobins fanfics aren't archived - I thought I was gonna *cry* - but I've found what i think is a more recent version of robin.oscillating: http://web.archive.org/web/20060217153337/robin.oscillating.net/
There are definitely more fics there, including a few covering the Red Hood era.
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Date: 2009-03-19 09:54 pm (UTC)... Actually, that's exactly what I thought when I wrote it, but I figured I was the only one who'd catch it. That'll teach me to underestimate the Internet.
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Date: 2009-03-19 09:37 pm (UTC)Come to the dark side. We have cookies. *tempts you*
And aaahhh, Batman Jason! DO WANT!! ~O_O~
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Date: 2009-03-19 09:46 pm (UTC)Link: http://web.archive.org/web/20041204030342/http://robin.oscillating.net/angels.html
Wayback Machine is love. And very helpful in my manifesto for yummy fics. <3
...knowing me, I'll probably write more Batman!Jason. He's so kickass. (At least it better be Jason. I've been paranoid since I just back read Azrael as Batman, and his style is similar to the new Batman... >_<;;)
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Date: 2009-03-19 09:54 pm (UTC)Thankie for the linkie! ^_~
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Date: 2009-03-19 09:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-19 10:06 pm (UTC)Also, I think Bruce/Jason explains a lot about their relationship to each other - and Jason's relationships with his brothers.
;) But then, I generally dislike any Post-Crisis Bruce/Dick, so. *G*
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Date: 2009-03-19 10:26 pm (UTC)My squick factor from least to worst for Bruce/Robins is as follows: Bruce/Jason, Bruce/Nightwing!Dick, Bruce/Tim, Bruce/Robin!Dick. (I have no idea where Steph falls in this though, maybe the het makes it less squicky? Nah, probably not. *slasher tendencies showing* And if Damian becomes a Robin, he'll be the most squick, because ugh, ACTUAL incest is worst than pseudo incest, by far.)
Though, I'm mostly squicked by Bruce/anyone as a main pairing. In my head, and I dunno if this will gradually change maybe, but he's a eunuch. >>;; Maybe that's just because he's a character I don't quite understand. *shrugs*
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Date: 2009-03-19 10:41 pm (UTC)You mentioned Robin Porn! That'll do it.
Also, do not underestimate the power of the goddamn Batman. ;)
I have read Steph/Bruce. IT was written as a Steph has to have sex with Bruce as an initiation to being Robin and it made me :( a lot.
Heee. I don't see Bruce as being asexual at all, too much time with Selina (and Clark! Hee.) and Ollie but Deathstroke/anyone squicks me hard lately these days, so I feel your pain. ;)
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Date: 2009-03-19 10:52 pm (UTC)Haha, true fact, really. Hmm, too bad I'm not writing anything right now that'll lend to porn yet. I have new 'verse called Canaryverse I'm starting, but that's not far enough in plot line to start having sex scenes... Hmmm... And I'm still trying to figure out where Dinah was just before Longbow Hunters.
As long as the goddamn Batman isn't Bruce. >>;; *has been warming to the idea of Batman!Jason*
I think I read that. :( I think she'd be wary of sex after getting knocked up, even if the sex was with Batman. D:
I haven't read enough of him, really. *thinks* I don't think I've really read much interaction with him and Selina. o_o;; *fails*
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Date: 2009-03-19 11:03 pm (UTC)IIRC, she and Ollie were together in Star City just prior to LBH. They hadn't been in Seattle very long before LBH began. IIRC, it was all Grell's idea to move them there, to get them away from the other heroes, so that he could tell that story. I'd have to double check that, but I'm pretty sure that's what what was going on.
I just don't want Batman to be Dick. I will take the goddamn toothfairy as Batman over Dick. STAY AWAY, DICK! *cries emo tears about it.*
To be fair, Fanfic does most of Bruce's relationships better than canon does. ;)
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Date: 2009-03-19 11:10 pm (UTC)Thanks for the info though. <3
I feel like the whole BftC is just a big push for Dick to take to mantel. :( It's kinda depressing that they'd be so transparent about it...
Fanfic does a lot of things better than canon most of the time. It'd make me sad if it didn't make squeal! >>;;
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Date: 2009-03-19 11:19 pm (UTC)It annoys me in fics, mainly Roy/Dick, when Roy gets to Gotham or Bludhaven so easily from Star City, OR when he lets Ollie babysit Lian so often (it wouldn't be possible when he lived in NY, ugh).
LOL, the babysitting is canon, though! ;) Odd canon that doesn't make sense, much, unless Roy is using the JLA transporter like crazy, or has gained Hal as his personal chauffer, but canon nonetheless. ;)
I feel like the whole BftC is just a big push for Dick to take to mantel.
I do too. :( It makes me sad, though, because Dick has spent his entire Nightwing career proving he's not Batman - and now he's just going to toss it all away.
And besides, the last time he was Batman was the most boring comic ever. *bitches*
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Date: 2009-03-19 11:30 pm (UTC)Oh god, I know. @_@ Abuse of power! And Hal is their bitch. >>;; (I'm sure Lian has him wrapped around her tiny finger, just like she should everyone else. <3)
:( Oh, you mean the prodigal storyline? I started reading it (since I started reading Robin from the beginning because I haven't before, and holy shit, Jean-Paul was crazy), and I liked bits, but I did not like all the doubts Dick had. Just because he puts on the cowl should not make him feel like a failure. :(
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Date: 2009-03-19 11:41 pm (UTC)This had me thinking of an afterlife fic with both of them dead, Or, ooh! One's dead and haunting the other incubus-like.
I need to stop now.
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Date: 2009-03-19 11:44 pm (UTC)