DCU Fanfic: Oblivious, Much?

[shinyglorchan]

Title: Oblivious, Much?
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Kon, Bart, Tim
Pairing(s): Bart/Kon/Tim
Word Count: 499
Genre: general/humor
Rating: PG/K+
Notes: Written for midieval_ficus at my DCU Kissing Meme. Prompt was Robin and subtle. Kon thinks Bart is an idiot, though, that might not be the truth.
Link: N/A

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Kon was beginning to think Bart was an idiot. Maybe not just beginning to but after Bart read a whole library and changed code names, Kon had thought that he had wised up a bit since his Impulse days. Now, Kon was positive Bart had done no such thing. He couldn't have. Not with the obvious truth in front of his face.

It was so obvious that Kon was surprised by it. Tim liked subtle; he was good at subtle. Why wasn't he being subtle? Oh yeah, because Bart was being an idiot. Kon stopped for a moment, wondering why he was so interested in Tim's love life. If Tim wanted to pursue Bart, what would it matter to him?

But it did matter to him, and Kon was not sure why. Was it the Luthor secret? Was he afraid that Tim would tell Bart once they started dating? No, Kon knew Tim could keep a secret; he was a Bat, after all. If it were that, Kon probably wouldn't be too bothered. If he were going to tell any of the other Titans, Bart would top the list. Not that there was a list, and is wasn't like Cassie was on the bottom because he didn't want to handle that rejection.

Kon shook his head as he walked up to Bart and tapped him on the shoulder before motioning for Tim to come out of the shadows. Tim raised an eyebrow elegantly behind his mask as Bart tilted his head curiously. “What's up, Kon?” Bart asked. “Something wrong?”

“Yes!” he exclaimed and ignored the fact Tim looked bemused. “You're an idiot!”

Bart's face fell, and Tim was shooting him a batglare. “Huh? What did I do?” Bart asked, confused.

“You're oblivious! It's not like Tim was being subtle!” Kon shouted, waving his arms emphatically.

Bart and Tim glanced at each other before they both started laughing. Well, Bart laugh while Tim hid a chuckle behind a gloved hand. Kon crinkled up his nose. “Why are you both laughing!?”

Tim coughed. “Because from your definition of idiot, that would make you the idiot, Kon,” Tim stated calmly as Bart's laughs died down.

Bart nodded at super speed. “Yup, I figure out what Tim was doing ages ago!” Bart paused for a millisecond. “Well, ages for me. I guess I figured it out in a few minutes.”

Kon gaped, opening and closing his mouth like a fish. “You know, you look silly doing that, Kon,” Bart pointed out before speeding over to Kon and covering Kon's mouth with his own.

Kon's eyes widened at the super speed kiss, and when Bart pulled away, Kon blinked. “Get it now?” Bart asked cheerfully.

“Or do you need another demonstration?” Tim asked from behind him, and Kon was wondering when he had gotten there.

“I think I need another demonstration,” Kon stated, dazedly and looking at Tim who complied with a pull at Kon's shoulder to turn him around for a searing kiss.

Comments

[jacklemmon.livejournal.com]

Adorable! Oh, boys.

Thanks for sharing! :D

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thank you for reading! Glad you liked it.

[dreamynytemare.livejournal.com]

Hee! That was wonderful. ^__^ Poor Kon, he got so many smart genes he ended up dense. But that's okay, because we still love him (especially between Tim and Bart *droooool*).

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Smart genes does not always mean common sense or social genes, heh. Glad you enjoyed.

[jaxinthebox.livejournal.com]

This was so adorable!!
Oh Kon, so silly. <3<3

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thank you. <3 Glad you liked it.