DCU Fanfic: Berry Best Behavior
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shinyglorchanTitle: Berry Best Behavior
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Dick, Jason, the Berry Baron (my creation)
Pairing(s): Dick/Jason
Word Count: 653
Genre: general/humor/drama
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Written a while ago (for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
dcu_freeforall prompt #6: blueberries), I just never decide if it was finished or not. Also...I like puns more than the original Robin. That's all I have to say about the title, and that alliteration is fun! >>;; Dick gets sticky; Jason offers to help.
Link: N/A
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He could tolerate being replaced. He could handle another boy going by his nickname of Robin. He could even begrudge that the kid was pretty good at what they did. The one thing Dick could not deal with was the kid laughing at him in the middle of a fight with some idiot that called himself the Berry Baron.
The Berry Baron had covered Dick in berry juice. When he licked his lips unhappily, Dick identified it as blueberry. Jason full out laughed at Dick, gaining the Berry Baron's attention. When the Baron attempted to cover Jason with the same substance, Jason continued to laugh before delivering a swift kick to the man's midsection, effectively knocking the air out of him and the juice dispenser out of the Baron's reach.
Dick stood up unhappily, blueberry juice dripping from his hair before he bowed his head and flipped his hair back. Jason was still chuckling as he zip-stripped their ridiculous villain of the night. Dick gritted his teeth at Jason's cheerful disposition as he tried to wipe the juice from his chest, only to have it smear more. He was beginning to regret the decision of having a costume with such a plunging neckline.
There was another snicker from Jason who was done with the Berry Baron, clearly turning his attentions on teasing Dick. “The berry juice definitely matches your costume,” Jason announced before readying his grappling hook. “I guess we're done for the night?”
Dick readied his grappling hook unhappily. “No. Way,” he ground out. “We're heading back to my place, so I can get clean then we're heading back out. You need more training.”
Shooting off the grapple, Dick flew into the night, expecting Jason to follow. “Says the guy who got covered in juice by a two-bit villain,” Jason grumbled as he followed him.
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Dripping berry juice, Dick entered through the window of his apartment, followed by Jason. Jason tumbled in a bit more gracefully than usual, but his acrobatics still had nothing on Dick. That made Dick grin silently. “You know,” Jason spoke up, “there's a better way to clean up all that juice.”
Dick turned around to give Jason a raised eyebrow, but the effect was pretty much lost with the juice dripping down his cheek. “What would that be, Jason?”
“Well, it would be such a waste to let all that blueberry juice to just go down the drain of your shower,” Jason began, a blush creeping up his neck that was as bright as his tunic as he moved closer to Dick. “I could help with that.”
Dick's eyes widened behind his mask as he took a step back, his back hitting a wall. “Are you propositioning me?” he asked incredulously as Jason pulled off one of his green gauntlets.
Tossing the gauntlet aside, Jason let a bare hand touch Dick's chest. Dick made to grab Jason's wrist to stop him, but Jason's hand pulled away quickly as it had touched him, sucking the juice from his fingers. “Maybe. Are you accepting?”
“You're just trying to get out of more training,” Dick murmured as Jason stood closer, lips almost close enough to touch.
Jason grinned. “Probably, but we both know your costume's a wash until you can get Alfred to get out the blueberry stains,” he said cheekily before pressing his lips hard against Dick's.
Dick knew he should protest, but the kid was doing things with his tongue no fifteen year old should know how to do. That thought should have derail the kissing all together, but Jason's lips moved from his mouth to his neck to his chest, licking away all traces of the blueberry juice like Dick was some tasty lollipop. Well, Dick thought as he groaned at Jason's ministrations, he probably did taste pretty good covered in blueberry juice.
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Dick, Jason, the Berry Baron (my creation)
Pairing(s): Dick/Jason
Word Count: 653
Genre: general/humor/drama
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Written a while ago (for
dcu_freeforall prompt #6: blueberries), I just never decide if it was finished or not. Also...I like puns more than the original Robin. That's all I have to say about the title, and that alliteration is fun! >>;; Dick gets sticky; Jason offers to help.Link: N/A
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He could tolerate being replaced. He could handle another boy going by his nickname of Robin. He could even begrudge that the kid was pretty good at what they did. The one thing Dick could not deal with was the kid laughing at him in the middle of a fight with some idiot that called himself the Berry Baron.
The Berry Baron had covered Dick in berry juice. When he licked his lips unhappily, Dick identified it as blueberry. Jason full out laughed at Dick, gaining the Berry Baron's attention. When the Baron attempted to cover Jason with the same substance, Jason continued to laugh before delivering a swift kick to the man's midsection, effectively knocking the air out of him and the juice dispenser out of the Baron's reach.
Dick stood up unhappily, blueberry juice dripping from his hair before he bowed his head and flipped his hair back. Jason was still chuckling as he zip-stripped their ridiculous villain of the night. Dick gritted his teeth at Jason's cheerful disposition as he tried to wipe the juice from his chest, only to have it smear more. He was beginning to regret the decision of having a costume with such a plunging neckline.
There was another snicker from Jason who was done with the Berry Baron, clearly turning his attentions on teasing Dick. “The berry juice definitely matches your costume,” Jason announced before readying his grappling hook. “I guess we're done for the night?”
Dick readied his grappling hook unhappily. “No. Way,” he ground out. “We're heading back to my place, so I can get clean then we're heading back out. You need more training.”
Shooting off the grapple, Dick flew into the night, expecting Jason to follow. “Says the guy who got covered in juice by a two-bit villain,” Jason grumbled as he followed him.
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Dripping berry juice, Dick entered through the window of his apartment, followed by Jason. Jason tumbled in a bit more gracefully than usual, but his acrobatics still had nothing on Dick. That made Dick grin silently. “You know,” Jason spoke up, “there's a better way to clean up all that juice.”
Dick turned around to give Jason a raised eyebrow, but the effect was pretty much lost with the juice dripping down his cheek. “What would that be, Jason?”
“Well, it would be such a waste to let all that blueberry juice to just go down the drain of your shower,” Jason began, a blush creeping up his neck that was as bright as his tunic as he moved closer to Dick. “I could help with that.”
Dick's eyes widened behind his mask as he took a step back, his back hitting a wall. “Are you propositioning me?” he asked incredulously as Jason pulled off one of his green gauntlets.
Tossing the gauntlet aside, Jason let a bare hand touch Dick's chest. Dick made to grab Jason's wrist to stop him, but Jason's hand pulled away quickly as it had touched him, sucking the juice from his fingers. “Maybe. Are you accepting?”
“You're just trying to get out of more training,” Dick murmured as Jason stood closer, lips almost close enough to touch.
Jason grinned. “Probably, but we both know your costume's a wash until you can get Alfred to get out the blueberry stains,” he said cheekily before pressing his lips hard against Dick's.
Dick knew he should protest, but the kid was doing things with his tongue no fifteen year old should know how to do. That thought should have derail the kissing all together, but Jason's lips moved from his mouth to his neck to his chest, licking away all traces of the blueberry juice like Dick was some tasty lollipop. Well, Dick thought as he groaned at Jason's ministrations, he probably did taste pretty good covered in blueberry juice.
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Date: 2009-04-08 03:38 pm (UTC)I agree!
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Date: 2009-04-08 04:58 pm (UTC)*applauds*
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Date: 2009-04-09 01:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 05:02 pm (UTC)That produced some very lovely images!!
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Date: 2009-04-09 01:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 05:12 pm (UTC)--Damn straight he should! 8P Lovely, lovely imagery here, just beautiful XD
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Date: 2009-04-09 01:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 06:26 pm (UTC)Neither of them will ever be able to eat blueberry pie with straight face again!
Bravo! Such a lovely use of Robins.
-Singer
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Date: 2009-04-09 01:27 am (UTC)Thanks for reading! Glad you enjoyed it!
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Date: 2009-04-09 04:13 am (UTC)Also, Dick having berry juice all across his cleavage is a wonderful image. *licks lips a bit*
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Date: 2009-04-09 05:00 am (UTC)It is a wonderful image. *drools a bit* Thanks for reading!