Death Note, get the fuck outta my homework!

Merrrrrrr, I've decided my Comparison-Contrast paper is going to be comparing and contrasting Mello and Near. *is shot* At least I talked myself out of writing L and Light. Oh the fucking headache THAT would have given me. Because, you know, I kinda hate Light unless him and L are chained together or fucking in fics >>;;. Then there's all the psychological shit you can go into with them. Like saying L has Asperger's Syndrome and that Light is a sociopath. Do NOT want to open that can of worms. @_@

*clears throat* Ahem. Yeah... So any Death Note fans who wanna point out glaring differences and similarities between Near and Mello, go right ahead. I probably missed something horribly GLARING. >>;; *goes back to her shiny Venn Diagram to see if she missed anything* :/

Damn evil Daylight's Saving Time day! I lost a whole hour! ...not that I would have done anything constructive within that hour (had I bothered to DO my homework), but it's the principal of the thing! >>;;

...wow, my post is chock full of faceys! :D? ...D:! >_<;;

EDIT: SON OF A BITCH! I DID forget something glaringly obvious they have in common! Their fucking INTELLECT! What the fuck... *goes back to fanfics where you don't need much intellect to win...*

So, that paper...

I doubt anyone wants to read it, but here's my Mello and Near comparison-contrast rough draft. Tell me what you think? Also, spoilers for the end of the series, at least vaguely. There a few little lies in there, I think because it was easier to say things in definites even though they aren't actually definite.

( Well, this is probably shit, but here it goes... )