>:/

Dear Self,

Lady, stop writing PORN instead of doing your homework. It's going to be detrimental to your grades, and what are you going to tell people? 'Oh, I failed that class because I was too busy writing porn.'

*facepalm forever*

Sincerely,
Gloria

P.S. Seriously? You're getting flustered because you're writing DIRTY TALK, and you're STILL writing porn? Goddammit, me! *scowly face*

EDIT: Son of a motherfucking bitch! I finished the fucking porn, and I even got an ending that wasn't completely making me twitch, and OpenOffice crashed during spell check, and ate the whole last page!!! >:O Motherfucker. Usually recover mode recovers everything. Nope. No, it did not. Hate. A WHOLE FUCKING PAGE! Argh. I don't WANT to re-write this! And I wanted to post this. *sobs in a corner*

EDIT #2: OHGODYES! So, it seems when it recovered the document that it opened twice. The second copy that I hadn't really noticed in my panic had all but the last few sentences. THERE IS A FANFIC PORN GOD! @_@ It is done. I am happy, and now I can go to the kink meme and post it. @_______@ *dead*