Hello, Plot Bunny...

[shinyglorchan]

This idea sprung up while mommy was cleaning, and the vacuum started to eat the sheets from the couch. >>;; I thought of Dick trying to clean the Manor while Alfred and Bruce are away during Knightfall, and I giggle. Then I think Alfred would totally leave him a not to call for help or just hire a temporary housekeeper. XD Then it turned into a bunny for my Knightsverse, because Jason shouldn't be allowed to attempt to clean either (not that he would). So here's the note!

“Master Richard, Master Jason, if either of you create a mess, do not attempt to clean anything. Call for assistance or hire a housekeeper for the duration of my and Master Bruce's furlough.”

(This note is promptly ignored as Jason tosses it in the trash. Later, while attempting to clean, Dick makes enough of a ruckus that Tim comes running from his house, worried that Bane has returned. Poor Timmy. >>;; He'll be freaked out for no reason.)

Comments

[aravistarkheena.livejournal.com]

Jay doesn't strike me as the kind of dude who cleans up much. I bet he always smells strongly of man musk because he rarely washes his sheets and towels.

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

I agree with this, completely. >>;; Knowing Jason, he probably found the not before Dick, snorted, crumpled it up and promptly threw it over his shoulder. Whether or not it made it into the trash can is debatable at best. I'm sure it just ended up under something where it was never heard of from again (until Alfred comes home, finds it, and scolds them both). ^-^;;

[aravistarkheena.livejournal.com]

Poor Dickie. :(

I bet Tim ended up doing all the cleaning. Mostly because Dick asked him and Tim can never say no to his brother.

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Haha, of course. Though, they don't really know Timmy in this 'verse yet, he's still gonna end up cleaning up after them. >>;;

[scraplove.livejournal.com]

That would be a cute and hilarious way for them to find out about their adorable little stalker :)

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

It will be! Though, I dunno if Timmy will reveal that he's stalking them yet. Just say he's a concerned neighbor? I want Timmy to reveal it when he wants to. ^-^;; Timmy gets allll the power, muwahaha!

[scraplove.livejournal.com]

That will be even more funny, that their concerned neighbor is 13 and little! :) I'd be like "WTF? This kid's like 10." Yesyes, Timmy does get all the power!! <3 (And then Kon comes back, and they fly off into the sunset together.)