DCU Fanfic: Oh So Devious Plots
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shinyglorchanTitle: Oh So Devious Plots
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Jason, Tim, Dick
Pairing(s): Dick/Tim, one-sided Jason/Dick
Word Count: 732
Genre: general/family/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
merely_fic for my Mood Meme. Prompt: Dick/Tim - devious. Hmm, looks like Jason!muse got jealous yet again and inserted himself in fic that should have had nothing to do with him. *pats him* Jason plots, and as usual, those plans go awry.
Link: N/A
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Jason was plotting. His plotting was usually devious in nature, and this time was no exception. He had been watching Dick and the impostor from the shadows. Jason had yet to make his big debut since those plans weren't done just yet, but he was getting sick and tired of how good a brother Dick was for Tim. It was ridiculous; Dick never went out of his way to hang out with Jason on patrol.
Jason wouldn't say he was jealous, but he firmly believed this brotherly bonding had to cease and desist. So, of course, Jason set his plot into motion. It started with taking out the impostor, knocking him out. It felt a bit wrong doing it from a distance with a tranq gun, but he couldn't give away he was alive before his other master scheme was put into motion.
He dumped Tim in the panic room he made with plenty of supplies and stripped him of his utility belt and his costume for good measure; who knew what the kid was hiding in the costume itself. There was no hiding room in the original Robin costume, Jason thought bitterly as he closed off the room and went to kidnapping Dick.
Kidnapping Dick was a bit more work, though Jason had planned for that. Distract him a bit with his face, hoping that seeing a dead man would be enough of a distraction to give Jason time to hit him with a tranq dart. It worked, and Jason whistled as he carried Dick to the fully stocked panic room. He stripped Dick as well, having a bit more fun in doing so.
He left thinking they should be grateful he left them in their boxer-briefs as he made his way to his room where he had monitors that were connected to the cameras inside the panic room. Jason clicked one of the monitors on just as the impostor began to wake up. For his credit, if he was panicking, he wasn't showing. He just slowly got up and moved to shake Dick awake.
Dick woke up with a groan as he looked over at Tim. Dick's lips moved to ask the impostor a question, but Jason hadn't had the money to invest into the microphones. Jason scowled as he sat and watched them talk and take in their surroundings. Eventually, after enough time spent together, they'd get fed up with each other. No one could stand being locked up with his 'brother' for too long. All Jason had to do was watch until they wanted to strangle each other.
After a few hours and no strangling happening, Jason was getting fed up. They were still talking until Tim obviously shuddered, probably from the cold. Right, Jason had forgot to heat the panic room. Oh well, there was a blanket in the room. Dick noticed the shudder, found the blanket and wrapped it around the both of them. Jason scowled as they cuddled. That was still not strangling, and Jason was beginning to think that it would never happen.
Annoyed, Jason glared at the screen, deciding to read their lips to figure what the hell they were talking about. “Tim, you're shivering...” Dick's lips read, and Jason's scowled deeper because he could hear the exact tone Dick was using in his head.
“Dick, you're overreacting; I'm fine- Urk,” Tim's lips said before he cut himself off as Dick shifted under the blankets.
Jason's eyes widened at the scene. That was not brotherly! No wonder Dick wasn't that chummy with Jason when he was Robin; Dick probably didn't want to have sex with Jason. Now Jason was just upset. His plans were completely ruined. There was no way these two were going strangle each other unless it was breath play or something. Okay, that wasn't something Jason wanted to particularly think about, so he shut off the monitors before running downstairs to the panic room, Tim's and Dick's uniforms in hand while he shoved on his helmet.
When the door flung opened, Tim and Dick jumped in shock as Jason tossed their uniforms at them. “Get out! Just get out! If you guys aren't going to fight, I'm sure as hell not going to you see you feel each other up under a blanket!” Jason shouted as he stomped out, leaving a very confused Tim and Dick in his wake.
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Jason, Tim, Dick
Pairing(s): Dick/Tim, one-sided Jason/Dick
Word Count: 732
Genre: general/family/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Written for
merely_fic for my Mood Meme. Prompt: Dick/Tim - devious. Hmm, looks like Jason!muse got jealous yet again and inserted himself in fic that should have had nothing to do with him. *pats him* Jason plots, and as usual, those plans go awry.Link: N/A
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Jason was plotting. His plotting was usually devious in nature, and this time was no exception. He had been watching Dick and the impostor from the shadows. Jason had yet to make his big debut since those plans weren't done just yet, but he was getting sick and tired of how good a brother Dick was for Tim. It was ridiculous; Dick never went out of his way to hang out with Jason on patrol.
Jason wouldn't say he was jealous, but he firmly believed this brotherly bonding had to cease and desist. So, of course, Jason set his plot into motion. It started with taking out the impostor, knocking him out. It felt a bit wrong doing it from a distance with a tranq gun, but he couldn't give away he was alive before his other master scheme was put into motion.
He dumped Tim in the panic room he made with plenty of supplies and stripped him of his utility belt and his costume for good measure; who knew what the kid was hiding in the costume itself. There was no hiding room in the original Robin costume, Jason thought bitterly as he closed off the room and went to kidnapping Dick.
Kidnapping Dick was a bit more work, though Jason had planned for that. Distract him a bit with his face, hoping that seeing a dead man would be enough of a distraction to give Jason time to hit him with a tranq dart. It worked, and Jason whistled as he carried Dick to the fully stocked panic room. He stripped Dick as well, having a bit more fun in doing so.
He left thinking they should be grateful he left them in their boxer-briefs as he made his way to his room where he had monitors that were connected to the cameras inside the panic room. Jason clicked one of the monitors on just as the impostor began to wake up. For his credit, if he was panicking, he wasn't showing. He just slowly got up and moved to shake Dick awake.
Dick woke up with a groan as he looked over at Tim. Dick's lips moved to ask the impostor a question, but Jason hadn't had the money to invest into the microphones. Jason scowled as he sat and watched them talk and take in their surroundings. Eventually, after enough time spent together, they'd get fed up with each other. No one could stand being locked up with his 'brother' for too long. All Jason had to do was watch until they wanted to strangle each other.
After a few hours and no strangling happening, Jason was getting fed up. They were still talking until Tim obviously shuddered, probably from the cold. Right, Jason had forgot to heat the panic room. Oh well, there was a blanket in the room. Dick noticed the shudder, found the blanket and wrapped it around the both of them. Jason scowled as they cuddled. That was still not strangling, and Jason was beginning to think that it would never happen.
Annoyed, Jason glared at the screen, deciding to read their lips to figure what the hell they were talking about. “Tim, you're shivering...” Dick's lips read, and Jason's scowled deeper because he could hear the exact tone Dick was using in his head.
“Dick, you're overreacting; I'm fine- Urk,” Tim's lips said before he cut himself off as Dick shifted under the blankets.
Jason's eyes widened at the scene. That was not brotherly! No wonder Dick wasn't that chummy with Jason when he was Robin; Dick probably didn't want to have sex with Jason. Now Jason was just upset. His plans were completely ruined. There was no way these two were going strangle each other unless it was breath play or something. Okay, that wasn't something Jason wanted to particularly think about, so he shut off the monitors before running downstairs to the panic room, Tim's and Dick's uniforms in hand while he shoved on his helmet.
When the door flung opened, Tim and Dick jumped in shock as Jason tossed their uniforms at them. “Get out! Just get out! If you guys aren't going to fight, I'm sure as hell not going to you see you feel each other up under a blanket!” Jason shouted as he stomped out, leaving a very confused Tim and Dick in his wake.
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Date: 2009-06-04 06:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-04 06:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-04 07:16 pm (UTC)Next time Jay heat the room and forget the blanket, you'll have more fun that way.
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Date: 2009-06-04 07:22 pm (UTC)Thanks for reading!
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Date: 2009-06-04 09:18 pm (UTC)That was not brotherly! No wonder Dick wasn't that chummy with Jason when he was Robin; Dick probably didn't want to have sex with Jason.
Awwwwwww. Give it time, Jay!
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Date: 2009-06-04 09:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-05 03:29 pm (UTC)Oh my God i LOVE IT. XD Imagining Dick and Tim at the end made me giggle so much. Excellent!
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Date: 2009-06-05 05:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-04 03:31 pm (UTC)Lol, thanks for reading.