DCU Fanfic: Don't Assume

[shinyglorchan]

Title: Don't Assume
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Kon, Tim, Babs
Pairing(s): Kon/Tim, voyeur!Babs, pre-Kon/Tim/Babs
Word Count: 302
Genre: general/drama
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: More random ficcing. This is not really set anywhere particular in canon, since canon is not quite so happy? Prompt: "Barbara Gordon/Kon-El/Tim Drake: assume." Everyone assumes Oracle is male. Kon finds out it's not smart to assume, and Tim is amused.
Link: N/A

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Most people assumed Oracle was male, and Tim knew she was fine with people believing that, but sometimes it was hard to keep a straight face when other people talked about Oracle like she was a he. At the moment, he was trying to keep straight face with Kon half naked and on top of him. It was a bit difficult, especially if Kon kept talking.

“I mean, is he always watching? You told me Batman wouldn't, but you said Oracle always is. Can you tell him to stop, just for tonight?” Kon asked, sitting up on Tim's couch, looking around as if searching for hidden cameras.

Tim groaned. “Kon, stop worrying about it. Oracle watching doesn't mean anything,” he said as he sat up as well moving to start kissing Kon's neck.

Kon made a face lightly pushed Tim off of him, turning to him unhappily. “I don't want another guy seeing my guy naked!” he announced loudly, and Tim couldn't help it and started laughing. “Hey! Why are you laughing? This isn't funny, Tim!”

“It kinda is,” Tim said between his chuckling. “Kon, Oracle's a woman.”

“Huh?” he questioned oh so eloquently as his jaw fell open. “What?”

“Oracle isn't relevant because she's not a guy or you, okay?”

Kon stayed quiet for a moment, and Tim was worried until Kon leaned over and kissed him passionately on the lips, pushing him back onto the couch.

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Barbara smiled a little as she watched Tim and Kon's night progress on the couch. Usually, she didn't watch, but there had been a bit of a challenge when Tim spoke about her. Plus, she wasn't very happy Tim told Kon her 'secret,' but allowing her to watch tonight would surely make up for it.

Comments

[faile-neume.livejournal.com]

Naughty Babs watching the boys. And Kon is such a doofus, adorable though.

Random fact: I'm pretty sure the first time Roy talked to Oracle he assumed she was a lady.

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Hehe, Babs, but Tim was totally asking her to. XD

Haha, I think I remember that. Or he's just a flirt. <3

[zenithjolt.livejournal.com]

Yes, nekked Tim is for Kon's ogling, plus other, purposes only, lol. This great! ^_^

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

XD Exactly. Glad you liked it!

[saavikam77.livejournal.com]

*cackles* XD I don't blame Babs one bit for watching. ^_~

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Me neither! XD Thanks for reading!

[scraplove.livejournal.com]

XD EEE! Can't believe I missed this... very cute. <3 <3 I love Kon freaking out about other people seeing his Timmy nekkid, and Timmy so amused by Kon continually calling Oracle a him. My fav line: “Oracle isn't relevant because she's not a guy or you, okay?" Loved it! <3

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Me neither! Your stalking skills are getting rusty, babe! XD Thought you'd get a kick outta this. Glad you liked it! <3

[kat8cha.livejournal.com]

Oh Kon.

Oh Babs.

XD I love Kon's possesiveness.

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thank you~ Glad you liked it!