shinyglorchan

Title: A Not So Damsel In Distress
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Tim, Roy, Jason, mentions Hiro (Toyman)
Pairing(s): Jason/Roy/Tim
Word Count: 314
Genre: general/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Every

comment_fic binge needs Timmy in a dress, apparently. XD Prompt: "DCU, Jason/Roy/Tim, slaying the dragon." Tim was a damsel in distress, waiting for his lovers to save him, but he wasn't going to just wait for them to do that.
Link: comment_fic

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Tim totally blamed Hiro for this. Why did everyone make him the damsel in distress whenever they could? Now he was in fluffy pink dress, completely defenseless with a dragon guarding his only means of escape. Hiro clearly needed to lay off the fairy tales when he wrote the story lines for video games he planned to just drop people into.

“Holy shit, we have to slay a dragon?” Tim could hear Jason's voice from outside the cave.

“Apparently,” Roy's voice followed. “You distract it while I aim for eyes and any other soft spots.”

“Do I look like Boy Distraction!?” Jason yelled, but seemingly to no avail because the dragon was moving, and now Tim could see the battle.

Jason was wearing knight's armor, which looked kind of silly on him, while he carried a rather huge sword. Tim made a note to make some overcompensation jokes later as he looked around for Roy who was safely a ways away, aiming for the dragon while Jason offered an unwilling distraction. It looked like a good plan in theory, until Jason had to start dodging some fire breath.

Tim struggled in his bonds, and quickly thought of a way to help. Luckily, Roy had just sent a barrage of arrows the dragon's way, which made the dragon back into the cave a bit, its barbed tail swinging just close enough to cut Tim's bindings off. Tim stretched and backed away when the tail swung again before the dragon marched outside again.

Eventually, Roy got the dragon in the eyes, Jason didn't get fried crispy, and Tim figured out Hiro had made him a princess, but a princess more the equivalent of Zelda, so Tim used his magic to finish off the dragon. With the game beaten, Hiro had no choice to send the three heroes back to the real world.