shinyglorchan

Title: JLA Satellite Adventure
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Jason, Tim
Pairing(s): Jason/Tim
Word Count: 279
Genre: general/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Another

comment_fic for

faile_neume. Prompt: "DCU, Tim Drake/Jason Todd, JLA satellite adventures." (Omg, I hate space prompts, but somehow I managed.) Tim and Jason are stuck on the JLA satellite for the duration.
Link: comment_fic

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“This is all your fault,” Tim stated unhappily as he stared out the huge JLA satellite window, looking as they moved slowly away from Earth.

Jason rolled his eyes as he pulled his shirt back on. “How is this my fault?” he asked he made himself comfortable at the controls panel. “I'm not the one who wanted to sneak onto the JLA satellite.”

Tim turned around and glared at Jason. “I just wanted to check out the new computer system while the JLA was out! You're the one who decided we should have sex on them and got us stranded up here until the JLA get back!”

“I didn't hear you protesting,” Jason stated as he looked over the controls. “As I remember it, I'm pretty sure is was more 'Please, Jay! Fuck, yes!'.”

“I did not sound like that!” Tim protested angrily. “Anyway, how do you plan to explain this when Bruce gets a hold of the security tapes for the control room?”

Jason paused at that before shrugging. “I'm telling him his littlest Robin seduced me, and I had no way to resist his irresistible little bod,” he answered easily which made Tim flush.

“Okay, you are not allowed to talk to Bruce,” Tim muttered, frustrated only to notice Jason grinning. “What?”

“Well, since we're already in trouble, I say we christen the rest of the satellite. Bet we could turn of the gravity in here. Zero G sex, Tim,” Jason enticed.

Tim groaned unhappily, slapping his hand to his forehead. He was going to be in so much trouble when the JLA came back.