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Here're the answer to this meme. Enjoy the crack!

Set A

1. Kate Bishop
2. Tim Drake
3. Cass Cain
4. Dick Grayson
5. Rikki Barnes
6. Owen Mercer
7. Jason Todd
8. Grant Emerson
9. Barbara Gordon
10. Bucky Barnes
11. Steph Brown
12. Roy Harper
13. Kyle Rayner
14. Toro Raymond
15. Koriand'r


[livejournal.com profile] munnin_odanin asked:

Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon and Steph Brown get dosed with sex pollen...

...and Dick gets two Batgirls for price of one. >>;; Later, he'll get his ass kicked, but he'll get some really hot sex that Babs (and Tim when he finds out) will probably never forgive him for.

Cass Cain losses her car keys and has to crash on Toro Raymond’s couch...

...Cass is allowed to drive!? >>;; I guess she can I Marvel- Toro has a couch!? XD I'm not sure how this would go. Cass isn't allowed to deal with metas, but it's not like Toro's gonna turn down a lady in need. XD

Grant Emerson crashes a date between Tim Drake and Bucky Barnes...

...it's totally on accident, and hopefully, he didn't level some city blocks while doing it. *pets Grant* Though, if Bucky and Tim want a Damage-free date, they should go to Atlanta. >>;;

Rikki Barnes wakes up next to Owen Mercer but can’t remembered what happened...

It'd be just like waking up next to a stranger, and hey, Owen, what's your thing for underage girls, huuuuh? XD


[livejournal.com profile] smgriffin asked:

After breaking Jason Todd accidentally destroys a local church van, he has to help the youth group fund raise, but Jason Todd's hellbent to make Toro Raymond suffer, too!

Huh, what is it with you and getting Jason in church affiliated situations? Didn't you make him reverend once...? Well, Jay did this all on accident, so he doesn't think he should be the only embittered ex-dead sidekick to suffer, and Toro has more bitter than Bucky (at the moment). XD

Kyle Rayner is undercover as a childcare provider. Too bad he didn't know Owen Mercer is a parent!

...Owen, who'd you knock up? >>;; Kyle, undercover? See, undercover and Green Lantern don't seem to mesh in my head, ever. I mean, at least it's not Guy. I don't think he could do undercover. >>;; So, depending on who Owen knocked up, that kid at least has some speedster in him. Have fun, Kyle! XD


[livejournal.com profile] ladyblkrose asked:

Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, & Koriand'r get into a battle w/ Poison Ivy and Harley with everyone getting affected by the pollen. How do they react when the pollen wears off?

...and I thought two Batgirls for Dick was hot; this is...one of Dick's many wet dreams come true! ...then both girls will be very, very cross with Ivy, and Dick learned from the last hot sex pollen threesome with Babs that he should keep his thoughts to himself.

Kate Bishop finds out that she is pregnant with Koriand'r’s baby, how does Koriand'r react to the news?

...Kory would like to know more about how humans make babies. She was pretty sure there needed to be a man involved or Raven with her seed implanting... After that little hang up, Kory would totally want the baby and tell Kate it would be one of the most gorgeous babies ever and have the greatest fighting spirit.

Dick Grayson & Jason Todd are hooked up on a blind date, does it end ok, well, or the next morning with messy bed head?

Haha, oh it ends in sex, but they'll fight about it the whole time. And they'll want to know how 'blind' this date really was.

Cass Cain & Owen Mercer are married, who brings in the bacon and who fries it up in a pan?

...hmm, I wanna say Cass because she works for Oracle and well, Wayne money if she needs it. XD Though, if a real job was needed for the money, that's where Owen comes in. <3

Tim Drake wakes up one morning naked and in bed with Rikki Barnes and has no frelling idea how they got there or what happened. How do they react?

I know how it happen! Bek made it happen by dreaming about them! XD Lol, I bet it'd happen like that anyways... Well, Tim would be very systematic about figuring out the chain of events while Rikki would freak out a bit.

Grant Emerson switches sides and must now battle Bucky Barnes. Is Grant Emerson successful or does Bucky Barnes get them to change back?

Hmmm... Bucky changes him back by force, even though Grant is kinda blowing up everything. He's probably just under mind control, with his luck, and Bucky can totally relate to that.


[livejournal.com profile] modestroad asked:

Rikki Barnes and Jason Todd are living together. Kyle Rayner moves in. Will Rikki Barnes hit on Kyle Rayner or is she happy with Jason Todd?

Rikki will have heard stories of Kyle being an ass from Jason, so I think her view would be too biased to hit on him unless with was with her fist. Jason would be pleased. XD

Owen Mercer, Jason Todd, Bucky Barnes and Koriand'r go camping. Which one will drive the others mad first?

...Jason may drive them all nuts, but he'll get in the sack with 'em all later to calm 'em down. Kory first, then Bucky, and last Owen. XD


[livejournal.com profile] darthbatgirl asked:

Kate Bishop is on a date with Koriand'r until Jason Todd barges in to try to win Kate Bishop. What does Koriand'r do?

Kory tells Jason he's being rude and may get a spanking. Jason, of course, likes this idea, so he sticks around to try to score both chicks. Not sure if he succeeds. It all depends on the girls' moods. XD

Grant Emerson wants to ask Steph Brown to marry him, what does Steph Brown say?

After getting to know him, I think Steph would say yes eventually. <3

Cass Cain invites over Grant Emerson, Barbara Gordon, Roy Harper, Kyle Rayner, and Tim Drake over for a movie night. What happens at said party?

They split into Bats on side and Roy's old Titans on the other. Not sure how well these social groups will work together... Roy may need to make them all get along. >>;;


[livejournal.com profile] alexiel_neesan asked:

Dick Grayson, Owen Mercer, Barbara Gordon and Roy Harper are locked together in the same room. How fast do they get out? Who got the solution for getting out? How long do they argue first and about what? If anyone ends up beaten up, who is it and why?

...not very fact considering the fact you just locked Dick in a room full of red heads, two of which he's banged before (okay, most likely banged in Roy's case, details, details), and there was tension between Dick and Owen in Outsiders, so that's enough reason to bang him too. XD They'd have to knock Dick out after a few rounds of sex because they'd never get out otherwise. That's when Babs tells everyone what to do and Owen and Roy are the muscle. XD

Tim Drake, Grant Emerson and Bucky Barnes end up stuck in a movie. Which movie is it and what has Jason Todd got to do with the situation?

They get trapped in a porno, of course, courtesy of Jay. >:D ...Grant was by accident, but Jason decided that a wild card is always good in his superhero porn movies. >:D

It's Kate Bishop's birthday party! Where are Cass Cain, Steph Brown and Kyle Rayner and why are Toro Raymond and Koriand'r not there?

Cass and Steph took a make out break, and Kyle's making art for the birthday girl. Toro's off with Bucky having an Invaders reunion and saving the world, while Kory's off modeling.


[livejournal.com profile] genderblender asked:

Who would come out on top in a no holds bar fight, Dick Grayson or Roy Harper?

Hmmm, I think they'd get distracted and have sex. >>;; Well, shear power would be Roy, but Dick even without his gadgets is rather squirmy and hard to pin. <3

Owen Mercer and Barbara Gordon: if they had to sleep together, would it be Owen Mercer/Barbara Gordon, or Barbara Gordon/Owen Mercer?

Haha, Babs would so top Owen, even from her wheelchair, maybe even especially because she's Oracle and can do anything. >:D

And say Tim Drake gets killed or dies, how would Steph Brown react?

She would sob, a lot. I don't think Steph could get over it, especially if it happened while they were on bad terms. D:


[livejournal.com profile] merelyfic asked:

Toro Raymond has been screwing around with Dick Grayson. What does Rikki Barnes think about this?

Rikki is thinking...wow, acrobats...maybe making a pun because she was a sidekick and it's kinda thing. And being around Dick makes it easy to pun. Like they're hot, or something. >>;;

Tim Drake gets locked in a closet with Grant Emerson. What happens?

Grant gets totally awkward because he's locked in a closet with a Bat, and Bats make him terribly uncomfortable. Though, depending on Tim's mood, he might be sociable enough to make Grant relax a bit until they can free themselves from the closet.

Kyle Rayner is pregnant with Cass Cain's baby! How did it happen?

...Cass, stop knocking people up! You are not a boy! Well, she hasn't knocked anyone else in this meme, but she's done it before! And it happened because of some weird Lantern-alien incident that Cass did not approve of.

Jason Todd and Koriand'r get drunk and start talking about Steph Brown. What do they say?

Jason talks about how hot the chick Robin is, and if Kory knows her, she'll say she's courageous and keeps truing. It all ends in they probably both would do her. XD

Kate Bishop and Bucky Barnes get into a fight over Roy Harper. Who wins?

Sorry, Bucky. Archers go for archers before back from the dead sidekicks, but I'm sure Kate and Roy will consent for a threesome! :D


[livejournal.com profile] michikohxd asked:

Dick Grayson is the prosecutor, Toro Raymond is the defense attorney. Cass Cain is the defense attorney's plucky sidekick. Grant Emerson is the defendant. What did the defendant do? How does this case play out?

...the defendant kinda blew up Atlanta, on accident. Well, as long as no one sets Grant off in the courtroom, it shouldn't go too badly...? >>;; I wouldn't hold my breath. ...wait, a plucky Cass Cain? I'm afraid, man, afraid!

Barbara Gordon and Tim Drake team up. What is their common ground? What are they fighting against?

They're both technophile Bats! Duh. They're fighting against the baddies of Gotham! :D


[livejournal.com profile] pervyficgirl asked:

Kate Bishop and Owen Mercer are stranded on an island together. Do they live happily together, or does one used as fish bait.

Hmmm, I think away from other people and one-on-one, Owen's a very nice person to be around. His vices only seem to come out when there're bad influences around. I think him and Kate would get along eventually. <3

Dick Grayson is given the power to play actual Marry, Shag, Kill (with the note that if he tries to weasel out of it, all three will be killed) with the following three: Owen Mercer, Barbara Gordon, Kyle Rayner. What does Dick Grayson choose?

He'd try to marry Babs just like canon, bang Kyle for the ring kink, and kill Owen because he's not a 'good guy.' Bah, Dick never treated Owen right. Jerk.


[livejournal.com profile] aravistarkheena asked:

Kate Bishop, Rikki Barnes, Jason Todd, Kyle Rayner: What type of underpants do they prefer?

I wanna say none for all of 'em, buuuut Kate probably wouldn't fight in a slitted skirt without panties, Rikki probably buys her undies from Walmart because she has no money, Jason sometimes wears a jock, and Kyle wears that tight Calvin Klein shit. *nods*

Grant Emerson's favorite thing for dinner.

Hmmm... He's a Southern boy, so I'm going with fried chicken and waffles. XD Peach cobbler for dessert. <3

Tim Drake and Dick Grayson walk into a bar, what happens next?

Depending on when, it'll end one of two ways. First, if Tim's underage, Dick will totally be dragging him out, but if it's now canon, it can't end happily. Unless they're both drunk enough to have angry sexings. >>;;

Barbara Gordon's favorite place to be.

At her computer, talking to her Birds, mostly Dinah. XD

Koriand'r goes on a trip with Bucky Barnes, where do they go?

Hmmm, good question. I'll say beach with Kory's awesome bod, and Bucky just got the arm that matches the rest of him, so he'll want to go out to see how well it works. XD The beach just got hotter~

I plan to eat your brain. Which of them will save you from my zombie cravings?

Ummmm! Jason! Jaaaaaason and Timmy will save me! ...or screw that, TORO! FIRE PLEASE! DDD: You'd be allergic to my brains anyways, Bek! D:


Set B

1. Kain Highwind
2. Franziska Von Karma
3. Balthier Bunansa
4. Axel
5. Miles Edgeworth
6. Cloud Strife
7. Rydia of Mist
8. Phoenix Wright
9. Zack Fair
10. Edge Geraldine
11. Riku
12. Roxas
13. Maya Fey
14. Porom
15. Relm Arrowny


[livejournal.com profile] smgriffin asked:

Zack Fair has retired to a life of woodcarving. What does Balthier Bunansa have to say about it?

Balthier does not care at all since there's nothing to pirate from the situation. D: XD

Roxas steals Relm Arrowny's car and blows the transmission in the middle of nowhere. Thank God Axel was passing through....

...I do not think this a coincidence. Nope, I think Axel planned this to get to his Roxas. XD I think Relm was probably in it too as long as she could paint them later. XD


[livejournal.com profile] je_suis_kristi asked:

Porom sees Balthier Bunansa naked, how does Porom react?

Porom stares for a long moment before she figures out she's staring, and that's so rude and something he stupid twin brother would do! ...Balthier of course doesn't care that a pretty pink haired girl in a see-through outfit is staring at his naked hot bod.

Cloud Strife catches Phoenix Wright cheating on him with Edge Geraldine, explain how this is possible.

Through an epic crossover of PW/FFIV/FFVII! Cloud likes his men with spiky black hair, and the only reason he cheated on Phoenix was Edge was because of the silver/white hair and Edge is good with katanas. They both remind him some other people he knows! Zack and Sephiroth, cough.

Would you sleep with number Franziska Von Karma? What about Relm Arrowny?

Ooh. Hmmm, yes to Franzy, though she may be a little to dom for my tastes. And Relm only if she's of age. The things she could create with that painbrush! >>;;

Zack Fair wants to get Axel a gift, what does he get him?

Mag Rod! ...and pack of cigarettes because he thinks it actually Reno, no matter how much Axel says otherwise. XD


...oh god, this took forever. Someone use this crack somehow. *passes out*

Date: 2010-02-25 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] je-suis-kristi.livejournal.com
LOL HE THINKS ITS RENO. WIN!

Date: 2010-02-25 08:03 am (UTC)
ext_11763: kate snark (kate eyebrow snark)
From: [identity profile] pervyficgirl.livejournal.com
I support this Kate/Kory stuff. A LOT.

I also support the Rikki/Tim thing. I think...I might need to write that.

Date: 2010-02-25 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexiel-neesan.livejournal.com
Zack I'm totally with you in thinking Axel's Reno!

You know, once read, it's not *that* cracky... aside from the pregant happening. (laughed from beginning to end)

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