DCU Fanfic: Of Sewers And False Leads

[shinyglorchan]

Title: Of Sewers And False Leads
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Steph, Damian, Babs cameo
Pairing(s): N/A
Word Count: 305
Genre: general/family/humor
Rating: PG/K+
Notes: Last comment_fic of this mini binge. I felt the need to torture Damian once I saw this prompt. >:D Prompt: "DCU, Robin (Damian Wayne), Batgirl (Stephanie Brown), "You look like a wet rat."" Steph does not appreciate the names Damian calls her.
Link: comment_fic

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Steph was not a happy Batgirl. Not only was she stuck on a mission with the Bat brat, their mission had lead to the sewers. And to top it all off, the lead had been false, so while her and Damian were traversing the sewers, Dick got to take out the bad guy and get all the phone.

So, she was a very unhappy Batgirl with a bitchy Robin in tow. “I don't know why I had to be teamed up with you. It's Batman and Robin, not Batgirl and Robin,” Damian muttered as they walked through the sludgy water.

Steph rolled her eyes. “Kid, get over yourself already. This isn't all about Batman and Robin,” she stated. “It's about-”

But before Steph could give Damian a lecture, her foot got caught on something in the water, and she went tumbling down with a splash.

When she came up for air, Damian was laughing. “You look like a wet rat,” he stated as he chuckled at her like it was the funniest thing in the world.

She glared before a wicked idea came into her head and faux look of fright. “Killer Croc!” she shouted.

Damian nearly jumped, spinning around and backing up a bit, but then he growled when he noticed nothing. “You-!” he fumed.

“Haha, my bad. I guess it's just not sushi time right now,” she said with a grin as she dodged a batarang and started to jog away. “That wasn't very nice, Robin.”

“Shut your mouth! And who told you about that!” he shouted as he ran after her.

“Oracle knows all!” Steph shouted triumphantly as she climbed out of the sewer, Oracle's voice over the comm laughing with her own as she moved to outrun the angry little Robin.

Comments

[pervyficgirl.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha.

I approve of Steph getting the kid, even if I am fond of him.

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Ewww, being fond of Damian isn't allowed here! >>;; XD

[munnin-odanin.livejournal.com]

Low blow! I like it.

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

<3 Steph would do it too. *loves her so*

[saphire-dance.livejournal.com]

See I told you Damian could be fun. The kid just needs to be knocked down a few pegs.

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Bah, not fuuuuun. >>;; Only as a punching bag, maybe.