DCU Fanfic: Rating System
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shinyglorchanTitle: Rating System
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Grace Choi, Beatriz da Costa (Fire)
Pairing(s): Grace/Beatriz (sorta implies Boostle and Roy/Dick)
Word Count: 248
Genre: General
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Another all dialogue fic. Grace is a strange muse. So it hit me that Fire and Grace are a lot of like. They rate some members of their teams (JLI and Outsiders). Part of my NaNoWriMo.
Link: N/A
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“You have a team of hotties, you know that, Grace?”
“Hm? Sure, but there were some fine pieces of ass in JLI, if I heard right.”
“Pffft, none of them got past a 6 from me.”
“Damn, I thought Booster Gold would at least rank an 8.”
“At first glance, but spend ten minutes with the man, the looks won't matter anymore. Anyway, I think he was gay for Ted.”
“Blue Beetle? No shitting? Hmm, that would have been hot. They ever do anything about it?”
“Nah, both were too chicken. Ted's gone now, but I don't think Booster really got over it.”
“Too bad. I'd hit that.”
“Let's get off my old team, shall we? How about your team? Nighwing's ass alone scores him a 9.”
“He'd be a 10 if stopped barking orders at everyone like he has a permanent stick up his ass.”
“That's just a occupational hazard of being a Bat.”
“Too bad. I think he needs to get laid. I doubt he'd have trouble finding willing participant. Pretty sure Roy'd do him.”
“Mmm. That's Arsenal, right? At least an 8.”
“Almost a 10.”
“Hm? Really?
“He's great in the sack, or the against the wall, or on the floor, or-”
“I get it, you sex fiend! Rub in a girl's face, why don't you.”
“Hey, I'm equal opportunity, Bea. How long it been?”
“None of your business.”
“Been a while then. Want some help with that?”
“That's so nice of you, Grace.”
“Of course, I'm just a generous person.”
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Grace Choi, Beatriz da Costa (Fire)
Pairing(s): Grace/Beatriz (sorta implies Boostle and Roy/Dick)
Word Count: 248
Genre: General
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Another all dialogue fic. Grace is a strange muse. So it hit me that Fire and Grace are a lot of like. They rate some members of their teams (JLI and Outsiders). Part of my NaNoWriMo.
Link: N/A
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“You have a team of hotties, you know that, Grace?”
“Hm? Sure, but there were some fine pieces of ass in JLI, if I heard right.”
“Pffft, none of them got past a 6 from me.”
“Damn, I thought Booster Gold would at least rank an 8.”
“At first glance, but spend ten minutes with the man, the looks won't matter anymore. Anyway, I think he was gay for Ted.”
“Blue Beetle? No shitting? Hmm, that would have been hot. They ever do anything about it?”
“Nah, both were too chicken. Ted's gone now, but I don't think Booster really got over it.”
“Too bad. I'd hit that.”
“Let's get off my old team, shall we? How about your team? Nighwing's ass alone scores him a 9.”
“He'd be a 10 if stopped barking orders at everyone like he has a permanent stick up his ass.”
“That's just a occupational hazard of being a Bat.”
“Too bad. I think he needs to get laid. I doubt he'd have trouble finding willing participant. Pretty sure Roy'd do him.”
“Mmm. That's Arsenal, right? At least an 8.”
“Almost a 10.”
“Hm? Really?
“He's great in the sack, or the against the wall, or on the floor, or-”
“I get it, you sex fiend! Rub in a girl's face, why don't you.”
“Hey, I'm equal opportunity, Bea. How long it been?”
“None of your business.”
“Been a while then. Want some help with that?”
“That's so nice of you, Grace.”
“Of course, I'm just a generous person.”
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Date: 2008-11-12 12:52 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-11-12 01:46 am (UTC)I think that has to be the goal of those of us who adore and write Timmy. Because, man, his life in the comics sucks! He needs to be happy again.
*appreciates your icon*
Thanks--there's just no such thing as too much of Dick's ass. :)
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Date: 2008-11-12 01:52 am (UTC)True fact. <3
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Date: 2008-11-12 01:56 am (UTC)