LaLiHo? Screw it...

[shinyglorchan]

CorporealSpuffy [8:36 PM]: i wanna relax...
CorporealSpuffy [8:36 PM]: and now my muscles are all tight... i need a personal messeur
Demonmoocow [8:37 PM]: meh.
Demonmoocow [8:37 PM]: if i knew how, i would be it!
Demonmoocow [8:37 PM]: except that would probably creep you out.
CorporealSpuffy [8:38 PM]: *oblivious* marie has a chiropractor, maybe he knows a good free masseur
CorporealSpuffy [8:38 PM]: >>
CorporealSpuffy [8:38 PM]: u're not strong enuff to be a masseur
Demonmoocow [8:38 PM]: heh
Demonmoocow [8:38 PM]: i know.
Demonmoocow [8:38 PM]: fine. if i *could...
CorporealSpuffy [8:38 PM]: i would be... but i dunno how and i can't massage myself...
CorporealSpuffy [8:39 PM]: *re-reads*
CorporealSpuffy [8:39 PM]: eh... that could be worded better
Demonmoocow [8:39 PM]: heh
Demonmoocow [8:40 PM]: you could always make alex do it.
CorporealSpuffy [8:40 PM]: eh...
CorporealSpuffy [8:40 PM]: i'm not that desprate just yet
Demonmoocow [8:41 PM]: meh
Demonmoocow [8:44 PM]: *continues doodling*
CorporealSpuffy [8:46 PM]: *cracks neck*
Demonmoocow [8:46 PM]: why do i still bother attempting to develop artistic skills of any sort?
CorporealSpuffy [8:46 PM]: *snaps neck in half and dies*
Demonmoocow [8:46 PM]: O.o;;;
Demonmoocow [8:46 PM]: how very angsty.
CorporealSpuffy [8:47 PM]: *crosses street and admits self to a room with padded walls*
Demonmoocow [8:48 PM]: ack...
CorporealSpuffy [8:48 PM]: *bounces around room then tries to leave*
CorporealSpuffy [8:49 PM]: *is stopped and told to stay in there until mentally stable* but i thought it was a moon bounce!
Demonmoocow [8:50 PM]: o.o;
Demonmoocow [8:50 PM]: being mentally stable is for losers

Comments

[beberouge.livejournal.com]

by messeur do you mean masseus?

giggle. i want to play in the moon bounce too!

[carlinmaster.livejournal.com]

Yes, I can give very good massages, considering I took classes, but I don't give them for a few reasons.

1. I used to be amazing, but have'nt practiced and giving a massage now would only make my self-cofidence lower

2. I had a bad experience.

3. If I did give you a massage, you would'nt be able to control yourself and go crazy with pent-up lust. I don't want to have to use that trick as a way to get action.

[beberouge.livejournal.com]

yes, because since you are such a pimp you don't NEED to use that trick to get chicks, and why bother wasting the extra energy?

silly Alex.

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Okay... Here's my list!

1. What self-confidence?

2. What did you do?

3. Not even in your dreams, emo brat. I'd lust over HOTT guys, not you. And... You? Get action? Hahahahaha...

[dirgesinthedark.livejournal.com]

#3: um. oh snap? he got served?
whatever. :\


+5 points for effort though.

[carlinmaster.livejournal.com]

1. Yes, it's possible for me to get into negative self-confidence levels.

2. ...

3. You may not want it to happen but it would be inevitable.