DCU Fanfic: What Are You Wearing?
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shinyglorchanTitle: What Are You Wearing?
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Jason, Babs
Pairing(s): Jason/Babs
Word Count: 352
Genre: light smut/general
Rating: Light R/M
Notes: First one for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
pervyficgirl. <3 Prompt: DC, Barbara Gordon/Jason Todd, dirty talk. All dialogue fic. Also fill my ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
kink_bingo square for 'phone sex.' <3
Link: comment_fic
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“Hey, babe. So, what are you wearing?”
“...Jason, this is not a personal line.”
“But it’s secure, right, Babsy?”
“What do you take me for, Todd?”
“A really smart lady with a bit of free time on her hands.”
“Flattery will get you place, but who says I have free time?”
“Did my research and watched the other Bats. They’re all out, so it’ll be a quiet night.”
“So? Why would I want to spend it on the phone with you, Jay?”
“Just because. Gonna tell me what you’re wearing, or should I just assume you’re naked?”
“Jason, I’m not having phone sex with you.”
“Aww, why not? No one’s gonna know unless they can hack your lines, and we know you’re smarter than Bruce and Timmy.”
“Jason...”
“Oh yeah, say my name again.”
“...fine. I’m wearing a t-shirt and jeans. Happy?”
“Heh, yeah. Mmm, you make anything look hot, babe.”
“Thanks, Jay, but-”
“Nah, you look hot in everything and don’t even deny it. You even make a wheelchair look out, Babs.”
“...”
“Okay, promise not to hang up, and I’ll just talk dirty instead of stupid.”
“......”
“Oh, c’mon, Barbara. It was a compliment. I swear, I’d never-”
“I know.”
“Why’d you go quiet?”
“Got myself a visual of where you are. Cock out already, Jay?”
“That’s not far, Babs!”
“If you want phone sex, I get a visual, and you get to use your imagination.”
“Oh fine, babe, but only because I have a vivid imagination. Like how I’m stroking myself? Thinking about your hand.”
“Squeeze a bit harder.”
“Mmm, how’d you know that’s how I’d like it, babe?”
“You seem the rough and tumble type, Jay.”
“Heh, you called it. Now why don’t you squeeze your breasts for me. Get those nipples nice and hard.”
“...Jay, this is silly.”
“When I’m saying things for you to do, it’s silly then? Not the other way around?”
“No... I mean, I have free time. You’re free. I’m alone.”
“...I’ll be there in ten. Hell, make that five.”
“Heh, see you soon, Jay.”
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Jason, Babs
Pairing(s): Jason/Babs
Word Count: 352
Genre: light smut/general
Rating: Light R/M
Notes: First one for
pervyficgirl. <3 Prompt: DC, Barbara Gordon/Jason Todd, dirty talk. All dialogue fic. Also fill my kink_bingo square for 'phone sex.' <3Link: comment_fic
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“Hey, babe. So, what are you wearing?”
“...Jason, this is not a personal line.”
“But it’s secure, right, Babsy?”
“What do you take me for, Todd?”
“A really smart lady with a bit of free time on her hands.”
“Flattery will get you place, but who says I have free time?”
“Did my research and watched the other Bats. They’re all out, so it’ll be a quiet night.”
“So? Why would I want to spend it on the phone with you, Jay?”
“Just because. Gonna tell me what you’re wearing, or should I just assume you’re naked?”
“Jason, I’m not having phone sex with you.”
“Aww, why not? No one’s gonna know unless they can hack your lines, and we know you’re smarter than Bruce and Timmy.”
“Jason...”
“Oh yeah, say my name again.”
“...fine. I’m wearing a t-shirt and jeans. Happy?”
“Heh, yeah. Mmm, you make anything look hot, babe.”
“Thanks, Jay, but-”
“Nah, you look hot in everything and don’t even deny it. You even make a wheelchair look out, Babs.”
“...”
“Okay, promise not to hang up, and I’ll just talk dirty instead of stupid.”
“......”
“Oh, c’mon, Barbara. It was a compliment. I swear, I’d never-”
“I know.”
“Why’d you go quiet?”
“Got myself a visual of where you are. Cock out already, Jay?”
“That’s not far, Babs!”
“If you want phone sex, I get a visual, and you get to use your imagination.”
“Oh fine, babe, but only because I have a vivid imagination. Like how I’m stroking myself? Thinking about your hand.”
“Squeeze a bit harder.”
“Mmm, how’d you know that’s how I’d like it, babe?”
“You seem the rough and tumble type, Jay.”
“Heh, you called it. Now why don’t you squeeze your breasts for me. Get those nipples nice and hard.”
“...Jay, this is silly.”
“When I’m saying things for you to do, it’s silly then? Not the other way around?”
“No... I mean, I have free time. You’re free. I’m alone.”
“...I’ll be there in ten. Hell, make that five.”
“Heh, see you soon, Jay.”
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Booster Gold approves!!!!
Date: 2010-08-16 05:51 pm (UTC)Heh! Barbara, Jason and phone sex...hot or what?
Ohhh? That's because Jay will keep Babs busy and away from Ted! XD
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Date: 2010-08-16 08:06 pm (UTC)Cute fic!
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Date: 2010-08-19 03:36 pm (UTC)Glad you liked it!
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Date: 2010-08-16 10:38 pm (UTC)Jason is so predictable sometimes. :p
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