shinyglorchan: (Hungary/Prussia: Back Off)
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Title: Stop Texting Me
Fandom: Hetalia
Character(s): Hungary, Prussia
Pairing(s): Hungary/Prussia
Word Count: 493
Genre: general/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: My first Hetalia fic! Well, no, like most of my fandoms, I start something first, don't finish, then finish something else. XD But let's go with het being my first Hetalia fic. <3 Prompt: Any/Any, love/hate relationship ((812): If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.)
Link: kink meme


Stop texting me, dammit.

Elizabeta pressed send and snapped her mobile shut only to have it vibrate in her hand a moment later. She scowled at the phone, contemplating throwing it out the window, but instead, she flipped it open out of curiosity.

wanna sext instead, bb?

With a furious blush rushing to her cheeks, Elizabeta texted back, I hate you. Why the hell would I do that with you!?

She pressed send then dropped it on the table in front of her and went to grab her frying pan. Just before she was about to smash the phone into a million bits, it buzzed again. Elizabeta cursed her curious nature before flipping the mobile open again.

if u really h8 me that much, u need to stop lettin me put my penis inside you. it sends the wrong message.

Elizabeta gaped at the message, and her fingers automatically typed out a response. Let? What the hell do you mean let? I do all the work!

Once again hitting the send button, Elizabeta fell back into a nearby chair with a slump, dropping her frying pan on the table in front of her. She placed the phone down as well and waited. Then she waited some more. After a good five minutes passed, she flipped open her phone again.

Did I hurt your manly pride?

The reply was almost instantaneous. pfff, no. my manly pride is made of AWESOME.

Elizabeta snorted, unconsciously smiling to herself. Oh? Good then your manly pride can handle me sticking my penis inside you tonight.

waitaminute! u dont got 1 of those! u?

She laughed as she typed out her reply. You'd think you'd know, wouldn't you?

u dont! i kno! ...i do!

Good. Then you won't have any surprises tonight.

Gilbert's next response took a bit longer than the last few. ...i hate you.

Aww, but I think you're going to let me stick my penis inside you anyway.

There was no quick text back, so Elizabeta figured Gilbert had given up until her phone rang. “Yes?”

“ don't seriously have a penis now, right? You weren't right about it growing in, right? ...right?”

Elizabeta just laughed while Gilbert made an indignant noise. “No, it's not a real one, stupid,” she replied, calming him down. “You have heard of a strap-on, haven't you?”

Gilbert quieted for a long moment. “...dude, when did you get one of those? And how big is it?”

“Not telling,” she sing-songed. “You'll just have to wait for tonight, Gilbert. Goodbye.”

“Hey, wa-” he began, but she already snapped the phone shut.

Elizabeta smirked as she pushed away from the table, pocketing her phone and grabbing her frying pan to put away before she headed off to her bedroom. She had to make sure her 'penis' and all the other supplies were ready for tonight, after all. Gilbert was going to like her penis as much as she wouldn't admit to liking his.

Date: 2011-03-08 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm loving the fact that the first fic you post for this fandom is one of those ships I can't seem to get anyone to enjoy with me. Just sayin'. I love the dynamic between these two and you pulled it off perfectly. c:

Also the way you have Gilbert text is exactly the same as in my head canon and that's just awesome. :U

Date: 2011-03-08 10:00 pm (UTC)
ext_107527: (Hetalia: Prussia/Hungary/Austria)
From: [identity profile]
*beams* I've been trying to convert people to Hetalia in general. It's slow going, but yay, someone who already likes it and shares a pairing! <3 I'm probably gonna attempt to write more of these two when I can. <3 ...just the Bad Touch Trio in general, man. XD

And Hungary makes me happy. <3 (And I want Prussia/Hungary/Austria threesome sooooo bad. XD I'll have to do that too.)

Date: 2011-03-08 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I also like PrusHun xD Just telling, but yeah ;___; it's rare!

Date: 2011-03-08 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It was awesome hahaha 8D as the comment of mellysandshrew says I think you portrayed they relationship perfectly, they'd have that conversation xD and in the end Hungary somehow would ended up topping

Date: 2011-03-09 12:12 am (UTC)
ext_107527: (Hungary/Prussia: Back Off)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you for reading! I'm so glad, since it's my first attempt at writing either of them, and proper characterization is something I strive for in my fics. <3

I think Hungary tops always, with or without a 'penis.' XD

Date: 2011-03-09 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I adore Hungary/Prussia too, wish I could find more , but this fic just straddles that line between sexy and cute. Much Love.

Date: 2011-03-09 03:08 am (UTC)
ext_107527: (Hungary/Prussia: Back Off)
From: [identity profile]
I noticed while digging through the kink meme there wasn't much of the pairing (let alone Prussia/Hungary/Austria, which I'm totally craving too). It's sad. :/

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it! <3

Date: 2011-03-09 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Omg. I love Texts From Last Night, and I love silliness, and I love them. I'm more of a Hungary/Prussia/Austria fan but I effing love these two, and their I-hate-you-you-hate-me dynamic. They have so much potential love but they're just... nope. Too stubborn. Hungary is so boss. I may or may not have a total girl crush on her and for your first fic, this was awesome. Keep writing! :D

Date: 2011-03-09 03:05 pm (UTC)
ext_107527: (Hetalia: Prussia/Hungary/Austria)
From: [identity profile]
Hehe, TFLN is so easy to get trapped on, and so great for fic fodder too. XD I'm totally a fan of that threesome too; I wish I could find fics for it! Hungary is totally awesome. <3

I'm glad my first Hetalia fic went over so well! I haven't been in an anime fandom for a few years, so this makes me totally happy. ^-^;;

Date: 2011-03-09 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That was hilarious! (I actually first read at school, and I couldn't stop smiling, my teacher totally knew I wasn't on-task) XD I really enjoyed reading this, and I can't wait for more from you!

Date: 2011-03-09 03:08 pm (UTC)
ext_107527: (Hungary/Prussia: Back Off)
From: [identity profile]
:D Thank you! Haha, oh man, reading things in school. Tsk, tsk. XD

I hope to write more! I have a few other fic started (mostly World Cup prompts and Spamano because well, Romano is my character type and soccer is so homoerotic I don't even, but if I find more prompts that strike me, hopefully I'll have more to post). Thanks for reading!


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